Incorrect Monarch Quotes

Mælachi: Adlanniel, if you were a Disney princess, which one would you be?

Adlanniel: *eats an entire packet of wasabi*

Chirren: What are you doing Sasem?

Deandré: No smoking! It’ll make you sick!

Adlanniel: Reena?

“I’m gonna steal your firstborn.”

Sasem: And she was all like, “you can’t have a screwdriver, you could stab someone with it! It’s a major safety hazard!”

Reena: Who’s the hottest Uber driver you’ve ever had?

Rouga: *stabs Adlanniel*

“Rice deprivation, that’s what I’m suffering from.”

Sienna: Do I date tall people?? Just so they can see me from my best angle?? Or is that just a bonus for them??

Mælachi: What is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale?

Reena: God is real but you can only see her behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you’ve downed six and a half five hour energys.

Adlanniel: In sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch.

Vrenn: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is for cowards, and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration.

“I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.”

Vartü: *brushes teeth for a whole twelve minutes before going to the dentist*