Shps

This is still relatable if ur diagnosed as a kid bc no one tells us anything about our disorder lmao

true!!!

If you can’t reblog this unfollow me.

excuse me WHAT OCS NOW

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

This is a game changer. 

no one cared who i was until i put on the mask

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

if you’re reading this, it’s a sign that the thing you’re anxious about will go well. take a deep breath and trust yourself.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

It’s ok, we can add the cranberries later

free my man

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…