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Fuck you Apple you nipple hating fuck

I want romance AND disgusting sex forever

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

it’s always his loss

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

Reblog if there's something wrong with you

Waking up always raises an age-old dilemma: why

napping together is a date idc

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

I’m an overthinker so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one