I'm funny sometimes

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

Fetch your smallest dildo, for the girl essence transformed what once was a long sword into a mere pen knife.

good…..bye…..

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

I like shellys glasses

Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no in between

what no one tells you about being autistic is people just don’t like you. maybe you make friends, but they get tired of you fast. even if you’re not actively bullied, your peers just…. don’t pay attention to you. something about you is offputting and weird to mostly everyone, and you literally cannot stop it no matter how hard you try.

i'm wasting my fucking life and i hate it but i still can't bring myself to change

it's dangerous that you have to log into your bank account to see your balance i should have it in the corner of my vision at all times like a video game