Across The Universe

my constant internal dialogue.

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the ‘fireplace’.

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

rudolph the red nosed reindeer is a song about deviation from the norm being punished unless it can be exploited

No. DO NOT eat the rich. Brain wasting disease due to cannibalism is a thing. I don’t know how many times I have to say this.

Feed the rich to birds?

That works.

hackers: ok lets see what he’s doing through his webcam hackers: …….what the fuck, he’s just crying