Bruce, deadpan, immediately braking hard: 😒

[car jerks forward]

Suddenly, two glowing dots shift colors—light blue → blue → green → brown → grey—on repeat. 🌈👀

Duke, uneasy: 😰

Instinctively lets out light from his eyes: 👁️👁️🔦

Jason’s glowing eyes reflect back at him. 👁️👁️🌈

Duke, absolutely horrified: JASON, WTF MAN?! 😱💀

Jason, equally startled: WTF TO YOU TOO, TURN YOUR FLASHLIGHT EYES OFF!” 🙈😠

Duke, flailing: THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT, WHY ARE YOUR EYES CHANGING COLORS?! 😨

Bruce *notices two dots glowing and shifting colours* : What the hell? Did Alfred leave the cooker on? 🤨

Moves forward cautiously…

Duke *turns on his bioluminescent eyes* : No, it’s just Jason 👁️👁️🔦

Bruce *nearly has a heart attack*: WHAT THE F—💀

Jason (the glowing eyes that shifts colors): Bruce, you really thought I was a cooker? 😠

Duke (deadpan): Don’t blame him, you’re just biologically… abnormal. 😒

Duke 👁️👁️🔦 jason 👁️👁️🌈 starring at Bruce

Bruce (losing it): WTF— DON’T MAKE ME BAN YOUR EYES! 🤬

Jason: You can’t just—

Bruce: JASON, WE’RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW! 😤

Jason: But I’m legally—

Bruce: IDC! DEATH RATE WILL BE MUCH HIGHER IF YOUR EYES KEEP CHANGING LIKE THAT! 😡

Steph: Soo… I heard you canceled a book club because dick was trying to join

Jason : God, did Dick sent you because he wanted to know if he did something wrong.

Steph: Was it that obvious

Jason: First tell him that i hate him second I don’t

Steph: 👀

Jason: It’s just you know- he’s like a mind reader or something LIKE- HOW DOES HE KNOWS I LIKE HUGS?!

Steph (spits tea): YOU LIKE HUGS??

Jason: Yeah but It became a trust issues after Damian tased me

Steph: WHATt? DAMIAN TASED YOU??

And it hurts me so much because jason is truly so alone. He never had a person that would prioritise him more than anyone, roy maybe, but I’m talking about like family relationships. I for one has felt this kind of feelings with friends mainly. Also Jason’s parental figures are the worst. Jason also gets attached to people quickly in my perspective, it proves how desperate he is for somebody. It’s even worse that he wears his emotions because usually someone who’s always alone hides their emotions well. Jason is someone who gives too much to the people he loves.

His past, present and future is by far the worse. I mean Steph’s childhood is pretty much the same as him. Damian and Cass has the worst childhood but their life have become pretty stable, they had friends they could trust, they have a new family. Their future shows signs of a sunrise (meaning it would get better). But jason’s future is as a dark sky, there are stars but their light will never fill the sky.

Jason is better than me cause I would’ve crashed out harder than he did. And I need Jason to get away from that family. Like let him find another father mother and family figure. Let him discover a whole new light. Give him redemption that doesn’t involve joker.

He’s so tinkerbell 🧚🏻

I’m a greaving mom who misses her son 😭🙏🏼

Crowbar jokes -his trademark-

batman kidnapping joke -he is the trend-

died (almost in every universe) -many died but THIS is his universal motto-

haunting the narrative for a decade -he is the moment-

Hallucinations after his death -Working hard even being dead-

mommy and daddy issues (orphan but still got plenty) -basically his life-

Has a robin case for his death -He lives and dies to be remembered-

RIP (even in death he got none) -many people didn’t wished him this that’s why he was brought back-