Jacob Sucks

dexter is one emotionally manipulative ass show

also dexter himself is a big fucking baby who uses the fact that he’s a serial killer to avoid confronting his own emotions. he just mopes and pouts about how he “doesn’t have any feelings”. cry me a river dude, i’m not buying it

yeah and his sister’s always annoying him. just let him do his experiments, it’s his laboratory after all.

Lin Manuel Miranda wrote this

Yeah

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

I found Travis Mcelroy’s myspace and I don’t think mortal eyes were ever meant to see these photos

THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY