My Name is Bruce - Sentence Starter Meme
"I don’t see a wedding ring. Are you married or happy?"
"If I say no three times, will the candy man come out?"
“‘Cause I always freshen up before I go into battle and kill monsters. I don’t want to leave a bad impression.”
"I'm okay in a scared to death kind of way."
"Well, it's nice to know that tofu really is good for your health."
"No matter which way this goes, I want you to know one thing... I'll never forgive you for dragging me out here."
"Hey asshole! Go fuck yourself!"
"It's only suicide if I die."
"I'm a dirty little boy/girl."
"Give me some sugar, baby."
"Well... I'm glad that's over."
"I told you that C average was nothing to worry about!"
"Well hello, Mr. Plot Point!"
"I'm here to offer birthday greetings, and wish you lots of luck, and if you're really really lucky, I'll even toss in a f--"
"Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation."
"Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath, sweetcakes."
"If you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick."
"Try not to blow anybody until I get back."
"Hey lady/man, ten cents a ride, no exceptions."
"I'll be right back, don't do anything quaint until I return."
"I'll take a slow screw against the wall, and make it a double."
"Dig up a bar of soap and a bottle of Jack. And not in that order."