white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

Zenyatta only knows three spells: healing word, vicious mockery, and boot to the head.

every time overwatch does pride stuff (there's skins this year) I stand by that they should give winston a trans pride cosmetic and never address it anywhere else