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New thread: asking Tumblr the questions I feel too stupid to Google (cause we don't use AI in this house and I'd rather come here for misinformation)
How do you prepare butternut squash? Do I peel it? Do I rip it's insides out? I hope that's right cause that's what I did. Keep y'all updated on the food poisoning
Does the Japanese speaking version of mario have an Italian accent
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someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.
I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.
There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.
This is the most American post I have ever seen
“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
it's pride month tumblr. you know what that means.
LGBT 2x movement speed buff.
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So I grew up in a tiny village in fuck ass nowhere surrounded by farms and fields. When I say fuck ass nowhere I mean it. The train (cause we don't have busses, silly) was a 30 min walk through muddy fields and footpaths, just basic farmland. What was my commute to college every day.
We used to have friends over who would go crazy cause 'omg that's a sheep and it's just there doing sheep things' and what was weird cause thats just what I saw on my way to school. (Sidenote the school bus was late one day cause a gate got left open and there was just cows in the middle of the road) That was just the vibes
Anyways, now I am an adult and have moved to the city and I get it bro. I love the wildlife here cause I actually get to see things like squirrels and foxes that I never saw before cause they would just live in the fields. I walk home and I'm like 'omg that's a fox and it's staring at me and doing fox things' and I think that's so damn cool. I love feeding the squirrels. It's like a whole new kind of wildlife. They are like cats and actually come to say hi to me and that's so cool.
(There's obviously another take about how cities ruin wildlife and end up semi domesticating animals cause they have nowhere to go but that's another post)
the marauders sharing a flat and wolfstar being very loud so james cheers and claps when they finish “CONGRATS MOONY FOR LASTING SO LONG WOOOOO!!!”
I was made for lovi'n you by Kiss feels sooo Sirius coded
I can just imagine him dancing round the room after a drink and singing it passionately to a Remus who refuses to get off the sofa to dance with him
He does the whole pulling him by the tie into a kiss thing and by the third verse (it's more of an interlude) it's a full on lap dance with Remus trying (and probably failing) to not get grabby or horny in the common room, hands balled up by his sides.
Anyways wish I had more artistic talent to draw that one
Y'all suck so I did it myself
It's bad and in the middle of my bujo so there's mad ink bleed from other pages however
AT LEAST ITS NOT AI
I also kinda had fun with it, I've not drawn in actual years
I think the situation where trans men are now banned from all public bathrooms in the UK is a perfect summation of transandrophobia.
It happened in broad daylight. It was telegraphed ahead of time; TERFs were very clear they wanted trans men removed from public life entirely. Yet during the entire lead-up, and even since then, people have erased transmascs completely from the conversation, saying they weren't in danger like transfemmes are, and in fact alleging that transmascs enjoyed a measure of protection from TERFs, who allegedly just see them as confused little girls they want to protect.
And while people were busy being useful idiots and spreading TERF propaganda for them, while people were busy actively denying the threat to transmascs, TERFs made it so transmascs can be excluded from any public bathroom in the UK.
That's transandrophobia in a nutshell. Trans men don't die in the spotlight, they die in the shadows, and are told they're privileged for their quiet, out-of-sight deaths.
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ticketmaster really does just keep you logged out all the time
And fuck if I actually know my own password so ig I'm not going to that concert 🙃
I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:
Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.
Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"
Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."
They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.
and every time, they sit in their seats like
gender is a scam made by bathroom companies to sell you more bathrooms
re: last night’s Incident
if you ever see me post an AI generated image, please assume it is because I am fucking stupid and not because I support and use generative AI. the search results on many search engines and picture sharing websites are absolutely infested with AI and I do my very best to avoid AI generated images but there is always the possibility that I will not notice because, again, I am not terribly observant and I don’t have good eyesight. I know it is frustrating and I know it is my responsibility to look into the image source but things will slip through the cracks, please inform me instead of assuming I know
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what did sirius call remus to get him flustered when they first met? i have an hc that remus spent like 2 years just constantly blushing "because why the hell does he keep CALLING me that?????"
sweetheart
started as an observation, not a pet name sirius watched first-year remus put four heaping spoonfuls of sugar in his tea and went, well, that explains that
yessss sweetheart not like "heh sweetheart come into the daddy mafia boss' ofice" but in a "hes such a sweetheart" way
IM CRYING u make it sound so dramatic with the daddy mafia boss example but yes 100%
sweetheart (endearing) not sweetheart (misoginistic)
