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Happy New Year everyone
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Dove Self-Esteem Project x Steven Universe: Teasing and Bullying
Dove Self-Esteem Project has been helping young people build positive body confidence since 2004. Now, the Dove Self-Esteem Project joins Cartoon Network to take on body confidence and self-esteem issues! And who better to teach us a few lessons than the Crystal Gems from Steven Universe?
Remember this great video? I donât, because I scheduled this post when it came out. Letâs enjoy it again, together!
Padparadscha predicts everyone is about to enjoy the one-year anniversary of her first appearance!
Itâs been a busy few days, but Iâm hoping to get back to blogging soon. I realized that Iâm not done with Your Mother and Mine yet--I have a bunch of great fanart to reblog, and I want to talk more about the Off Colors. Then I can get to The Big Show, which was such a great episode.
I do have some exciting SU-adjacent news, at least. In a case of life imitating art (or at least, art-vaguely-pretending-to-be-life imitating art-thatâs-pretending-a-LOT-less), this past Sunday, an enormous wrestler named Braun Strowman couldnât challenge for a tag team belt on his own, so he picked an actual child âat randomâ from the live audience (actually a refâs son), and teamed up.
Then, since itâs wrestling and not real life, they won! That made 10 year old Nicholas the youngest WWE champion of all time, before the two of them handed in their belts the next day due to âscheduling conflictsâ.
Itâs not quite Tiger Millionaire, but itâs not far off!
Your Mother and Mine airs tonight! If your household counts for Nielsen views, pleasewatch it on TV. If not, watch it anyway! Or play it again on the app (app views = best views).
Iâve already posted a lot about it, but I did enjoy this articleâs take: Steven Universe Recap: Your Mother and Mine by Vrai Kaiser.
The episode opens with each of the Off-Colors telling a version of Rose Quartzâs legend, and Garnet responds with her own legend. Not the real, messy truth, but the version these outcast gems need to hear in order to value themselves. Garnet doesnât tell them any lies, which distinguishes her story from the false propaganda being told on Homeworld, but she elides the details that make history messy. She tells them about a hero, not a person.
Weâre so used to the show being from Stevenâs perspective that itâs sometimes easy to forget that not everything revolves around him. Garnet isnât telling her story to Steven, this time. Heâs there, but this story is for the Off-Colors.
I still think Garnet doesnât know the full truth of what happened to Pink Diamond, of course. Or the full truth about Rose. But we know she does remember just how awful the war was, and she leaves that part out.
Itâs very interesting that Lapis presents Homeworldâs armies as diminishing towards an inevitable loss in Same Old World, while Garnet presents the same scenario here for the rebels. I suspect that neither Pink Diamondâs shattering, nor the Corruption Attack, was driven by those logistical concerns. But we will see.
The Big Show airs in a week, so Iâll start posting about it today, I expect. Please block either âsu unairedâ or the episode title itself if you want to avoid spoilers.

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Oh my god, so what if Steven really did drain Roseâs energy while she was pregnant with him, and that was when she realized she wouldnât survive? Man, that would mean that the moment she âgave birthâ would be the moment she didnât even have the strength to hold a physical form. Imagine the kind of strain she got on her body every time he had a growth spurt, with no time for her to adjust. Iâm sure the way he distorted her physical form was difficult as it, as well as maintaining the shapeshifted organs required for his growth for nine whole months. Iâm tired just thinking about it!
Thanks, I hate it.
(if she was planning for him to have her Gem then she knew they couldn't both exist, tho)
In the corrupted gems get healed post, what's the white diamond image from and what's the theory in that one? It's one I haven't heard before!
imma try to summarize, but uhh the image is from âserious stevenâ, of the corrupted pyramid/obelisk gem. some theorize that that gem is WD. some points/speculation iâve seen for it are:
whiteâs energy, as seen in YMAM, is light, which is what makes every gem. if YD can control the stability of the gems form, making them unable to form, and BD can control the stability of their emotions, then white might be able to directly manipulate the light of a gem, and the information in it. and, if sheâs the one able to control that, and this is the first time she attempted the corruption attack, then itâs possible she was also affected, and fell to earth.
the gem looks a LOT like a white diamond, with an identical/v similar shape to yellowâs gem
the obelisk features similar aesthetics/details to WDâs mural, such as a white shape on the forehead, and two hands coming together to hold something near the solar plexus (in the obelisk, itâs her gem, in the mural itâs an unknown round object, rumored to represent homeworld)
itâd explain her absence on homeworld - she isnât purposefully missing out on many important happenings like the trial of rose quartz, she literally canât be there.
the pyramid gem had an absolutely HUMONGOUS form for a gem. I mean, corrupted gems in general are really big, but the pyramid gem was itâs own structure, with a control room, a central chamber, and several other rooms for the gems to get lost in. presumably, only a very large and powerful gem could have a form that big when corrupted.
the pyramid gem has the mural inside it, which seems to depict a scene from the war with rose quartz presenting a diamond to the remaining diamonds, white, blue, and yellow. this would obviously be a v important event in the war if all 3 were present, so maybe thereâs a reason white would choose to have this on her form.
also the fact that, in the âserious stevenâ development art, the obelisk was originally a statue with 5 pointed hair very similar to how WD is currently presented in all her depictions (thanks to a /sug/ anon for this pic):
the most damning piece of evidence iâve seen against it is that, if she is WD, than why hasnât WD been struck from the diamond authority symbol. the best explanations iâve seen are that either yellow and blue donât know, they know but they donât want homeworld gems to know TWO diamonds were lost to earth. additionally, thereâs the issue of her gem maybe being a bit TOO small in âserious stevenâ, but thatâs something i believe could be changed/retconned, if the diamondâs sizes were changed
personally, i think the idea of the first gem steven healing being WHITE DIAMOND would be amazing. she is presumably, for all intents and purposes, the opposite of steven - he is an organic hyper-empathetic being fighting for freedom for the life on the planet earth, she is the queen matriarch of the gem species, disgusted by organics and hybrids, and only working towards expanding her and her speciesâ empire. would they get along at first? would she forgive him, or ally with him? would she immediately attempt to contact her fellow diamonds, or call them back to earth? would she try to unleash ANOTHER attack?
Considering the mural in Serious Steven puts Rose and her opponent (possibly White Diamond) at about the same height, I would say that the the height/size change is a good possibility. I mean, their idea for the Diamondsâ heights even changed between YDâs debut and her second appearance, where the height was solidified.
See her Pearl came up to her knee in Message Received.
But both her and Blueâs pearl fit in the palm of her hand in Message Received. I also find the idea of the Diamonds getting bigger as the crew try to soldifiy their characters to be kinda hilarious. Like I can just imagine Rebecca pipping in like âokay, that idea is pretty good, but what if we make them taller?â
YOOOOOOO
Anyway, we know from Peridot that Homeworld has no idea what corruption is. Yellow and Blue may not understand what happened to White. All they know is that she wasn't shattered, while Pink, presumably, was. So they left her in the symbol?
Doesn't explain why they'd leave the Cluster to destroy her later, unless they somehow didn't know she ended up back on Earth.
While I agree that the design of the Sand Castle fits much better with what a ziggurat looks like, the desert is never referred to as a battlefield. The Strawberry Battlefields however... We know Rose lied to the CGs she lost Bismuth at the Battle for the Ziggurat, and upon being show the Strawberry Battlefields, Bismuth says she was 'just there'. So presumably it was one of the last places Bismuth was seen (after which the confrontation between Bismuth and Rose took place)
Perhaps, but I still donât think the pyramid has anything to do with the battle for the ziggurat, and was more a fixture that was added closer to the end of the war (bismuth went missing 300 years before the war ended), if not when the Diamonds were retreating. I say this mainly because of the Diamond insignia inside it:
Which is the same one they use in Era 2, post Pink Diamond:
But Centi, who was active until the very end of the war, drew the Diamond insignia like this:
itâs the old symbol, but without Pink being represented, meaning that they didnât have time to make an established symbol that everyone was aware of after she was shattered. I canât really think of an explanation for this besides the theory that the corruption blast bounced off Roseâs shield, hit White Diamond, corrupted her (full or partially), and Yellow and Blue trapped her gem in that dungeon like room and sent it down to Earth where no one would ever find her (but they didnât have the heart to actually shatter her, I guess). Otherwise, idk.
That's a really good point about the Diamond Authority symbols (and more details that confirm the pyramid post-dates Pink Diamond and suggest that the mural shows her being shattered).
But my wacky theory was actually a bit more off the wall than that: I was suggesting that White Diamond got Corrupted before the corruption song. Not by the rebound off Rose's shield, but from the way Pink's gemstone was shattered (the Mural may show Rose, Pink's gemstone, and White).
Pearl does refer to the Strawberry Battlefield as where they made their stand against Homeworld, but that could have been long after Bismuth went missing (as long as there was an earlier visit there for Bismuth to remember). I doubt Rose shattered Pink before Bismuth invented the Breaking Point, or else Bismuth would have said something about double standards and hypocrisy).
You know I always wondered if there was any significance about the fact that Pearl couldnât open the service door at the Zoo. Why was the panel of that door so different to the others, so much that Pearl couldnât figure it out? maybe only PD or her court could open that door?
(another point to the theory that Pearl was NOT PDâs personal Pearl, maybe?⌠In fact, even the other doors at the Zoo, she opens them but with some difficulty. Pearl doesnât appear to be as familiar with the facility as I expect PDâs Pearl was *thinking emoji*)
I assumed with the interactive screen like peridotâs limb enhamcers/the controls on era 2 ships, homeworld has upgraded its tenchnology. the zoo also has era 2 ships there, and robonoids got steven âreadyâ to enter the zoo (still waiting for someone to check the records and realize ârose quartzâ was a human at the zoo) so even if no one visits, itâs not left technologically isolated.
also remember that it is heavily implied that ROSE was the one who entered the room through that door. maybe all the other ones are the same but that particular one changed.
Rose probably punched her way in and that panel had to be replaced.
ACTUAL JASPER CONTENT
because its my sworn duty to transcript this stuff:
amethyst: people say that words canât hurt but I know from experience thatâs not true.
jasper: you look so small, you look so weak-
director: jasper, a little to your right
jasper: oh (shifts a little towards the right) YOU LOOK WRONG!!!
amethyst: so Iâm short, I stayed in the ground a little too long. got a little smushed (jasper laughs) but maybe Iâm okay like this and maybe sheâs blowing things out of proportion because sheâs got her own issues to work out
jasper: what.Â
amethyst: who knows but what I do know is I can always say âhey, I donât appreciate that!âÂ
jasper: WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK, RUNT!!!
(jasper starts destroying the set like a drama queen)
amethyst: just be you! itâs up to them to realize theyâre being a bully
(jasper yells and bursts out of the rubble, slightly awkward gasp before returning to the stage)
jasper: NO ONE DESERVES TO BE MADE FUN OF BECAUSE OF HOW THEY LOOK!!! IF YOU CATCH YOURSELF MAKING HURTFUL COMMENTS MAYBEâŚ.. THINK ABOUT WHERE THAT ANGERâS COMING FROM.
director: great, cut.
jasper: how do you keep your cool like that? this is so much pressureâŚ.
amethyst: pressure made me who I am
jasper: wowâŚ.
Hereâs the first video (âteasing and bullyingâ) with a full transcript, again. Canât wait for the next five!

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This is a long press release, but itâs worth the read. Some highlights:
âDove announces a two-year global partnership with Cartoon Networkâs Steven Universe to educate young people on body confidence through the cartoonâs themes of inclusivity and empowerment, world and characters - going directly to them in a medium they know and love, something that has never been done before.â
âThe partnership will come to life in a series of six short animated films directed by Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar, the first of which premieres today. Working with the Dove Self-Esteem Project, all content has been carefully co-created and grounded in scientific evidence by body image expert, Dr Phillippa Diedrichs at the Centre for Appearance Research at the University of the West of England in order to make a meaningful impact on a young personâs self-esteem and body confidence.
Later this year, an original song featuring the cast of the show, an accompanying music video, and an educational eBook will also be launched adding to the Dove Self-Esteem Projectâs commitment to create a media landscape for young people that is inclusive by acknowledging every personâs uniqueness and representing true diversity.â
â âCartoons are a powerful medium when it comes to empathy and understanding, which is why my team and I take great care with Steven Universe to reflect real issues that affect our audience,â says Rebecca . âIâm grateful that I will have access to a plethora of research on body image and mental health thanks to this partnership with the Dove Self-Esteem Project. This is an issue I have struggled with personally and I hope this will be a chance to amplify positive messages about self-awareness and acceptance.â â
y'know I was just thinking. a very important element thatâs missing when discussing roseâs lack of empathy is the fact that all gems have little to no empathy.
like peridot for example had to learn the concept of âhurting someoneâs feelingsâ as part of her redemption arc. she needed steven to tell her that other people had feelings like her.
and thatâs really the default for all gems. while gems are capable of love and compassion for others but empathy is a learned skill for them.
A big part of this is because gems are taught that theyâre all both interchangeable and replaceable. When you live in a world where no one (else) is an individual, you donât think about other gems having individual thoughts, feelings, or ideas.
Even gems like Topaz and Topaz, who discover their own individuality in each other, think that theyâre both secretly defective. That somehow they, and only they, have this shameful secret. It doesnât occur to them that all gems, everywhere, have the same rich inner life.
Raccoons: a Masked Menace?
Great news! You can now read Connieâs paper here:
Raccoons: a Masked Menace?
This seemed like a more pleasant way to celebrate April Foolâs Day than any kind of prank. And for those of you who celebrate Easter in the modern fashion, I have included several âeaster eggsâ for you to find.
Huge thanks to my beta readers: @badtech-reblogs who made several very helpful suggestions for reorganizing/adjusting some sections and @howdoyoudoi who caught several errors that Connie wouldnât make.
I hope you enjoy the fic!
*this is transparent*
Donât cryâŚ
Another one! These make marvelous use of both transparency and opacity. I love them.
Click the image for a pleasant surprise.
Raccoons: a Masked Menace?
Great news! You can now read Connieâs paper here:
Raccoons: a Masked Menace?
This seemed like a more pleasant way to celebrate April Foolâs Day than any kind of prank. And for those of you who celebrate Easter in the modern fashion, I have included several âeaster eggsâ for you to find.
Huge thanks to my beta readers: @badtech-reblogs who made several very helpful suggestions for reorganizing/adjusting some sections and @howdoyoudoi who caught several errors that Connie wouldnât make.
I hope you enjoy the fic!

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I just realized today weâve never had a Jenny-focused episode. Weâve had a Buck-focused episode, a Sour Cream-focused episode, a Kiki-focused episode, a couple for the Pizza family and the Cool Kids, but never one just for Jenny.Â
I suspect we might get one soon!
LIKE MAYBE ONE ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LIKES SADIE THATâD BE PRETTY PEACHY KEEN IN MY BOOK
Simple plot: Jenny likes Sadie romantically and tries to express it, thinking that her affectionate and flirtatious gestures will be understood. Sadie explains away everything Jenny does as just being friendly or kind because she is living the Tumblr oblivious lesbian clichĂŠ. Eventually Jenny realises Sadie doesnât have the confidence to believe a cute girl is into her without being Very Directly Told. So she tells her, maybe with a heavy metal love song.
(steps up to the mic) âThis is a song about a girl I know. (pause) Called Sadie. Sadie Miller. Standing right over there by the prop coffin. That one, specifically, and these lyrics should be taken literally. ONE TWO THREE FOUR!â
I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU
a song by Jenny Pizza feat. Buck Dewey and Sour Cream
HEY GIRL DO YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME WE COULD SEE A MOVIE OR TWO A SCARY B-MOVIE LIKE WE BOTH LIKE BUT NOT LIKE I LIKE YOUUUUU
(Buck and Sour Cream: NO!)
BECAUSE YOU CANâT MAKE OUT WITH A MOVIE NO YOU CANâT MAKE OUT WITH A MOVIE WELL YOU COULD TRY BUT THATâD BE WEIRD AM I BEING CRYSTAL CLEEEEEEEAR?
I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU! I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU! I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU! AND IF YOU DONâT LIKE ME THE SAME WAY THATâS OKAY I CAN DEAL BUT IâM TELLING YOU HOW I FEEEEEEEEL
(Buck and Sour Cream: UNAMBIGUOUSLY!)
âCUZ I GET THE IMPRESSION YOUâRE NOT GONNA FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE CRAZY LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND I KIND OF WANNA PUNCH WHOEVER MADE YOU FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN YOUâRE SO SMART AND CUTE AND FUNNY AND THIS PART OF THE SONG DOESNâT RHYME AT ALL BUT ITâS SINCEEEEEEEEEEEERE
BECAUSE
I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU IF WE WERE BRITISH IâD FANCY YOU IF WE WERE JAPANESE IâD DAISUKI YOU IF WE WERE WEREWOLVES IâD SAY AWOOOOOOO LETâS WATCH GINGER SNAPS AND SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOâŚch.
(smashes guitar)
#tho Jenny might not destroy the guitar âcause that shit ainât cheap
It was a fake balsa wood one with a flash squib inside. She thought about that. Plus she debuted this song at a rehearsal (as opposed to the secret rehearsal she had with the boys to get it ready) with just their friends there because she figured if there was a whole audience Sadie would probably be too embarrassed and bolt.
(as the last note fades away and Jenny and Sadieâs eyes meet)
Buck and Sour Cream: weâre not here weâre not here weâre not hereâŚ
(exeunt, dabbing supportively)
This is incredible. 10/10 concept. 11/10 lyrics.
All episodes on the CN app are now FREE to watch for the weekend!!!
That includes the recent batch of 4 new SU episodes, so please make sure to go watch them, even if youâve already seen them!! Support your favorite shows!
(For desktop users, click here, then click on âShowsâ, and pick which show you wanna watch!)
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I guess this is actually happening now, so please go watch the new episodes on the app or the website!! Especially if youâve watched them, ahem, elsewhere.
And check out the other cool stuff on the app, like Steven Universe shorts and songs, or shows like Craig of the Creek (by SU writers Matt Burnett and Ben Levin) or OK K.O.! (by Ian Jones-Quartey). And more!