I May Be Paranoid, But No Android

i me I promis

this i vow to my followers

When treatin yourself goes too far

past two days

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits

i need a cat friend *sobbing*

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

Pretty much.

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

he should

King

Autocats roll out!

damn