Modern Child

Modern Child / Gen Z Anon

sighs in lowkey

They lowkey probably hate me already though, lowkey!!

Therefore I lowkey CANNOT lowkey speak with them!!

...

Caine.

Can you maybe-sorta-coulda speak to them...for me-??

I SWEAR it won't be like last time with the "stupid" incident!!

Just this once?

pretty please??

Modern Child Anon / Gen Z Anon / Lowkey Anon

(Mentioned “stupid” incident: pt.1 & pt.3)

Hmm.. Fine. I’ll speak to them for you. Just tell me what you wanna say and I’ll pass it along to them.

how the heck do you ever tell someone you like them?!

lowkey how to you lowkey get someone to lowkey stop running from you?

oh, and lowkey stop screaming too, feel like I'm lowkey gonna crash out if my ears start lowkey bleeding...

uh but anyways, bye

Modern Child / Gen Z anon

someone has also said "Lowkey Anon"

I think the best way is to not run after them… and that’s should stop the screaming too..

I have a small suspicion I know who you’re talking about, and I will not hesitate to stop you if I need to. Did you not learn from the last incident?

Ugh.. Just.. Stop chasing them and have a conversation with them, they’ll respect you more if you do. Learn to have peaceful communication with each other and you’ll both be happier. I may not know all too much about relationships, but I have picked up a thing or two from humans.

got any games on yo phone?

Gen Z Anon/Modern Child Anon

...really random question, but where did Pomni's blog go..?

Hello, my modern maplestick! I actually do! Wanna play some fun ripoff games? I have: aggravated parrots, gardeners vs skeletons, and plumber jumper! Though, maybe my phone just has a bunch of viruses on it now, not sure, either way have fun!

Gen Z/Modern Child Anon:

Yo, Caine, Congrats on the date man. Hope it goes well, ya hear? And...uh, I suggest you don't go off on bees, actual advice this time

Victorian Child Anon:

in addition, brothereth, I hasth a willingst to say... Gen Z/Modern Child Anon:

"best of luck"

Victorian Child Anon:

...bestesths of luck. and may I hasth my modern technology block (iPad...no clue who gave them that though) of your world back? I will not geteth kidnapped again. Gen Z/Modern Child Anon

+

(Victorian Child Anon 🥀)

platonic. maybe.

((OOC: You’re absolutely correct, I have never seen one of these before. lol))

Hm, oh hello you two! Oh, you’ve heard? Did Kinger or Queenie tell you?.. Well, thanks for the advice, I’ll try to remember to keep myself from rambling on! *Caine pulls out a notebook, muttering as he writes something down* No Rambling.

And I thank you for the luck, I believe I’ll surely need it! Oh, you want an IPad? Sure, here ya go! *(Snap)*

Gen Z / Modern Child Anon

Phew, well I’m glad for them. Y’know you just want relationship advice or anything, you could always just go to Queenie or Kinger.

I lowkey think I might’ve planned a kidnapping on Vic, and lowkey might’ve already started taking action,

fr lowkey not sure if I lowkey did so,

lowkey?

Gen Z/Modern Child Anon

Why?? Why would you do that?

If someone is kidnapping them, where are they being taken? If it is taking action then you should call it off!

I think I might finna change my tag/RP personality, man!

I ain't got no clue who spawned in this lobby,

But I keep getting confused for Fresh Anon since bro came 😔,

I need help dawg, waddo I do?

Modern Child Anon...for now

Queenie low-key cooked on her song type-shizz,

E.R. finna get sent to the ER if they keep on using addictives n stuff,'

And the sentient Bubble deadahh turned into a nerd,

Twinnn, should the others in the circus be on a scout for anymore shady business goin' on or nahh??

And how you vibin' with this new season's update dawgg?

R.O.F.L.M.B.C.O.!!!

Modern Child Anon

(MC x VC 4EVAAAHHHH)...that was the wind, trust me jit.

What?..

Is this a new version of the English language? I think I understood only 4/5th of that.

so I "accidentally" stole this,

(hands him Victorian Child Anon's heart)

Never knew figurative language would become literal...but eh, I don't mind it I guess.

Anyways, good luck on him to put it back it?

'Aight, bye!

Modern Child Anon

(HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!!)

Oh. So they did mean it physically…

Well, I suppose I’ll go return this to them.

Victorian Child Anon, I found your heart!

Anyways, thanks for taking the bait, hope you didn't mind!

Modern Child Anon...BYEEEEEE!

(ok...but what is bro's gender/pronouns?? T-T I am confused!)

Couldn't you have just me that, instead of telling me to call them stupid...? It would've been easier, especially on my nonexistant ears..

Modern Child Anon <3

Out Of Character: We're moots, dw, he'll know its a joke if you do it.