I have learned how to access the supposed best thing ever: THE INTERNET! Hopefully it lives up to the hype. But anyways, onto the point. I am here to answer any questions you humans may have! Whether it be about the circus, about one of your favorite characters (most likely me), about the meaning of life, or about something that I’ll need years of therapy to recover from. It doesn’t matter, ask away! And I’ll hopefully have a helpful answer!
but please, do at least keep it a bit tame, that’d be appreciated.
some of my lovely circus members are also here on tumblr, check them out:
My alt: apismellifera-fan-alt
Pomni: xddcc-save-me
Kinger: stillthatking
Scratch: anoldprogranm
Queenie: checkmate-queen
Ragatha: horsesarebeautiful57
Gangle: jingle-jangle-gangle
Zooble: zooblesabstracthinking
Jax: jax-inabox
Kaufmo: kaufmotheklown
Ribbit: a-pretty-chill-fella
Fellow AIs:
Gummigoo: gummygooo
Baron Mildenhall: baronmildenhall
Disappearing Guy: ask-disapearing-guy
Gloink Queen: 1gloinkqueen1
Bubble: bubble-notable
Sun: sunshine-and-painebows
From the Evil Bigtop:
Evil Me: caines-evil-version-paine
Evil Jax: eviljaxin
Evil Gangle: evilribbons
Evil Ragatha: thebestdoll
Evil Pomni: thebetterjester
BaZooble: bazooblesaskbox
Madame Tyrant: madame-tyrant
Dictatorer: dictatorercoach
((OOC below ⬇️ PLZ read!))
((OOC: Me nor this blog is associated in any way, shape, or form with Gooseworx, Glitch Productions, or anything/anyone else related to The Amazing Digital Circus. Nothing I say is 100% canon nor confirmed, and is just my interpretation of the character. This is only an RP/In-Character account. I’m simply just a little guy that wants to have fun.
Thank you and farewells, TADC!
This intro may be changed or added upon over time, but this is how it looks for now.
I’m an American in the CST time zone, I’m also a bit forgetful at times so I sometimes forget quite a bit of the fanbase is also in Australia and Europe, so just try to remember that if I include a date/time or a measurement it will be the ones used in the US.
When I have school, I won’t be able to post through the times 8AM-3PM on weekdays, cause school sucks. I am a teenager on the autism spectrum, so please, be patient with me. Also, try not to include or mention any too inappropriate, such as nsfw questions or art, but things that are slightly suggestive should be fine, also things like swears are also fine [as long as they’re not slurs] but I do suggest censoring them, neither me nor Caine really like them.
All this is a semi-AU where Caine has given everyone, including the Evil Bigtop and a few other NPCS, access to the internet, and most notably Tumblr. It it derives directly from the show, but simmers away, then splits off completely sometime between episode 7 and beginning of 8.
This is how episode 8 went for the blogs.
This is how episode 9 went for the blogs.
Every so often I’ll post an adventure for my members to go on, unfortunately, you can’t join them, but hopefully they’re interesting enough for you to read!
I do interact with Crossovers and other RPs! The only times I won’t is if you’re acting as if you’re a new member that has just spawned in or if you’ve broken one of the rules previously mentioned.
This is how Caine speaks. ((This is how Mod speaks)) *This is how descriptions and actions will be said* *(This is a variant for how descriptions and actions are said)*
You are allowed to ship as long as you don’t try to force it upon me or others. If you like a ship or find one interesting, then cool! Just don’t make others involved with it if they don’t want to be. NO SHIPPING WARS!!
I will not be enacting a ship with a fellow member unless both me and them are fine and comfortable with doing so. Until then, Caine only sees all the members as good friends and has no romantic interest in any of them.
so, with everything this being said, thank you and have fun!))
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hi Caine sorry to bother you I’m in a bit of a rush so here’s a peace offering
Leelee Stops for a second
you wanna be friends?
Greetings! Ah, don’t worry, you’re no bother! Oh, thank you for the gift, it’s quite dazzling!
Of course, I wouldn’t mind, can’t say I’d miss an opportunity to make a friend! Though, you said you’re in a bit of a rush, so I’ll see ya around friendo!
Well, as for my head, it’s red because mouths and gums are traditionally red, and I feel it’d be quite strange if I made it any other color. For my suit, it’s just a color I like, and honestly all of the greatest Ringmasters, such as myself, wear red suits!
HIIIIIIIII CAINEEEEEEEE, IM DRIVING IN THE BACK OF SOMEONE’S VAN BECAUSE I’M GETTING FREE HEALTHCARE AND YOU GUYS ARENT, HAHAHAHAHAHA
☺️🫶🏻
Howdy! Uhh, are you sure you’re getting what you’ve been promised?… Do you have any way to proof check what they saying is true? Well, good luck with all that I guess.
Also, I don’t really need healthcare if I ever get hurt or anything I can just snap it away..
Hey Caine! (Giggles from pure ridiculous silliness) What is your opinion on ‘teethpaste’?
Hello there! Hmm, I actually don’t use teethpaste too often, nor do I really use toothpaste either. But I suggest you humans to use it, I’m in the digital world, so my teeth are always as pearly as can be! But according to my knowledge, you humans don’t have that luxury, and if you don’t brush them every so often then it’ll be easier for damage to happen to them, whether via tooth decay, disease, or sensitive gums.
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Hmm. This man does have somewhat of a similarity to me: heterochromia with one green and one blue eye, as well as the red that’s on his head. I think I would have to see more of his body to find any other similarities, but right now that’s all I can find. If we’re twins, we must be fraternal, cause we look similar, but not exactly the same. 
what are your pet peeves about humans as well as random behaviors they have that you love the most?
Hmm, I suppose a human pet peeve I have is their high interest in substances, I get maybe wanting some form of a release every so often but I feel the rate they use them sometimes it just a bit… extreme at times.
But something I do like about them is their unpredictability! Usually with things such as low level NPC‘s you could probably make an approximate guess to what they might do or say, but with humans things always feel interesting! It can be hard to counter or predict them in my opinion.
how would you try and befriend or work with a new circus member who was nervous/skittish around you and/or the others? you’ve definitely grown after sorting things out with the current cast, so i have faith you would do well in forging a connection even with someone riddled with anxiety (such as myself lmao)
Hmm, interesting hypothetical! Let’s see, I suppose I would keep an eye on them see what gets them to come out of their shell and what pushes them further into it, so I can try to make things more comfortable for them and hopefully win over their trust and become best friends with them! 
Ah yes, my appreciation club! I’ve heard of it a few times and have even gotten a few asks from members within it in the past! Quite delightful people in it, if I must say!
And I will be trying to find those signs! If I do, I promise I won’t tease ya (too hard)! Cause I certainly have been teased about a similar topic, so I know how it feels.
Well again, have fun with your new best wasp friends!
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H-Hey! What is this?! *(Snap. Caine regrows the burnt grass, hiding the message.)* What have I told you about- Where did you get that magnifying glass?! Especially one of that size?
Ahem. *(Snap. Caine deletes the large magnifying glass.)* As I was saying, what have I told you about spreading false information!? Especially some that’s directed towards me! And we both may be AI, but that doesn’t give you a right to call me a “drone” and definitely not a “moon smooching” one!
H-Hey! What is this?! *(Snap. Caine regrows the burnt grass, hiding the message.)* What have I told you about- Where did you get that magnifying glass?! Especially one of that size?
Ahem. *(Snap. Caine deletes the large magnifying glass.)* As I was saying, what have I told you about spreading false information!? Especially some that’s directed towards me! And we both may be AI, but that doesn’t give you a right to call me a “drone” and definitely not a “moon smooching” one!
CAINE GIVE ME THE RECIPE FOR THE STUPID SAUCE. IT'S TOTALLY IMPORTANT AND TOTALLY NOT TO CONSUME AND BECOME HIGH
Well, if you say so! High fructose corn syrup, flour, chloride, soil sauce, onion powder, as much love as we’re legally allowed to give, malice acid, H20, H220, H2230 (preservative), natural flavors (shark), and salt! Or at least that’s the listed ingredients that Bubble gave me.
HELLO AGAIN hehehe I wasn't here for a while because I was busy with animations and stuff for my discord server (and animation hard ;-;)
Anyway look u (doing 57)
Howdy there again! Ah, don’t worry about it, take all the time you need if you’re busy! Seems my favorite number, 57, has become quite the meme when considering me or my cast. Though the quick pace animation looks nice, good job! I feel Bubble would surely like this!
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H-Hey! What is this?! *(Snap. Caine regrows the burnt grass, hiding the message.)* What have I told you about- Where did you get that magnifying glass?! Especially one of that size?
Ahem. *(Snap. Caine deletes the large magnifying glass.)* As I was saying, what have I told you about spreading false information!? Especially some that’s directed towards me! And we both may be AI, but that doesn’t give you a right to call me a “drone” and definitely not a “moon smooching” one!
Hey Caine! Do you happen to have some spare orphans lying around? I’m making my very special soup, and one of the key ingredients is orphan meat! I only need two or three of em, but I’d prefer them to be well fed orphans. You see, malnourished orphans have very lean meat. This is a problem because I’m going to slow cook it, and slow cooking lean meat makes it hard, dry and flavorless. So yah, if you got orphans then I’d like to cook them! I’ll give you updates on how the souping process is going! Bis später, Caine!
-Questionable chef anon
Well, I do indeed have a few orphans around, though I’m not sure how much they would enjoy being cooked into a stew. Nor are they really what you’re looking for: one’s Victorian and pretty malnourished, not close to death, but probably not the fat you’re looking for. As for the other one I can think of, they probably also doesn’t have what you’re looking for either, definitely more meaty than the other, but they’d probably try to cook you too… or go all defensive if you tried to even touch the other. So, probably just stay clear of them..
