Alpha Dog / Omegalomaniac

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

At least we have laying down

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

the idea of music growing on you is so weird. what's going on in your brain that makes it go "mmmmm :/" for the first 6 listens and then "ok!! ❤️" on the 7th

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else