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   Mochi has pretty good reflexes, so the twenty bucks is hers!

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   I hate ω-3′s name because all I can think of is the stupid nya face?

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“YOU STOP THAT”

   I hate ω-3′s name because all I can think of is the stupid nya face?

If you say so! We had some government types around the studio back when me and Marie did the news but we never really got to talk to them.

   Were they the ones that kept putting Blackbelly into rotation when I had time off? It’s a terrible Turf War stage and I’m not allowed to skate there while it’s in rotation the government is clearly against me, and by extension, the people.

“Wouldn’t say you’re a dumbass - you’re still a live. Dumbass drop dead pretty quick”

“Some crimes are bad, while some are fun - it’s amazing to walk where you aren’t supposed to, take things that you shouldn’t be taking, and plotting cahoots to cause chaos in the plaza while everybody is celebrating Splatfest”

“Like, I no longer bother myself thinking if I should do something. If I wanna do something, I do it. If I don’t wanna, I don’t do it. It’s not more complicated than that, and so what if it’s illegal?”

“The important thing is dealing with the consequences after.”

“Oh, and don’t cronch people”

   ‘Still alive’ Dude we have. Literally immortality pads set up around the city If we didn’t, I would not still be around. I have tried to swim in water more than once

And crimes are lame thank you. The guys on TV always used to tell me that only losers do crime, and winners don’t do drugs or something like that.

And TV, as we know very well, does not lie. Except about how good fast food is. They make it look nice, but then you buy it and it’s super greasy and tastes like every other food they’ve cooked in that same pan?

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   I can’t believe the military is our president

No it’s like high-ranking generals and stuff! They make all the decisions. It’s complicated.

The military mostly runs stuff I think.

Lowering tone a little there

“I wouldn’t say Inklings are dumb - they’re unwise. And, when common sense isn’t that common, well; someone gotta keep things in check.”

“Don’t do crime? Why not do crime? Most Inklings don’t care.”

“Inklings are gonna do what they want to do - they’re impulsive. If they want to jaywalk, they’re gonna jaywalk, if they want to pickpocket a jelly, they’re gonna pickpocket a jelly. If they wanna punch something, they’re gonna punch.”

“I know someone working as a turf wars referee, and she keeps on saying that Inklings are indisciplined little snots. They bite, they punch, even though you are supposed to rely on your weapons only!”

“I’m not saying all Inklings are that bad, but…it’s a good thing that there are laws and people in charge of enforcing them. Otherwise, it would be a war zone”

   I mean obviously I don’t speak for all Inklings but I’m personally kind of a dumbass so y’know

Also crime is bad!!! Jellyfish absolutely wouldn’t notice if you stole from them but I can’t imagine anyone not feeling bad about that. It’s like stealing from a baby except the baby is made of jelly and eating out of a puddle

“THE PRESIDENT, OR PRIME MINISTER, OR KING, OR EMPEROR, IS MOST LIKELY A OLD COOT THAT YA NEVER HEARD OF”

“NO ONE FRESH, APPARENTLY. INKOPOLIS IS COOL - BUT NOT AT DA POINT TO PUT AN IDOL AS LEADER”

   I mean Inklings aren’t exactly the smartest metaphorical fish in the Ink Sea.

“PLENTY OF FIGHT DA POWER SONGS - MOST A DEM AIN’T CATCHY POPPY GROOVES, SQUIDKID”

“I CAN SEND YA A SELECTION IF YA WANT”

   I mean. I can google ‘government bad anarchy good’ songs I’m just being lazy.

Do we... have a fight the government song?

Do we even have a government?