Nichole

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself

cats r like if i cant watch you brush your teeth i dont want to be alive

“I do not feel God in this tweet” is a line I’m adopting into my vocabulary posthaste

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

op change your url challenge

if he’s not out of office by march i say we just rob him

why wait we know his KY address and we know he's not there

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

An excellent demonstration of how it’s cowardly “journalism” to use the passive voice in headline writing. “Companies will raise the price of insulin too high for an estimated 40 million people by 2030” is the news. It’s not something that’s JUST GONNA HAPPEN.

The way they don't process how the immediate influx of cash can, if used right, lead to getting the book, or having the credit score, or even having an actual meeting with a celebrity (since he's also a businessman) is always gonna stab my brain the wrong way

all the people in the tweets are dumbass bootlickers

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

why did u eat 4?????

i was hungry 

Yeah