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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

daco-showman

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

frenzyarts

Wet beast

carbonatedcacti

@mochajete

mochajete

THEY DID SO FREAKING WELL I’M CRYING. HASHTAG LE PHOC PRIDE

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This life of mine so failcore so loserness so I need to pop a cap in my skull I edge for three hours and then I continue my Ⓜ️L🅿️ marathon. ok life update over peace out cucks

#btw make no mistake I am doing better than everyone else in the world. I’m winning I’M A WINNER!!!#happy birthday gay ppl btw you guys make my cocky go boing boing euhhh it was funnier in my head STOP LOOKING AT ME FUCK!!! SHIT!!!!

Hey girl let’s sync our cycles haha

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Powdered Donut

emxcited

@mochajete I think at last I have found my favorite one. I want. To take. A bite!!!!!

I just needed to make sure you saw this bb

mochajete

Holy. Freaking. Carp. Powdered harp seal. I just fell to my knees . SO KIYOOOOT THANK YEW EMMM 🧟🤎

#em is EXCITED!!#methinks

Goodbye to an era hits the griddy hehahaha

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f3v3r-dr3am

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

strawheart-pirate

Thank you for the tag💙 This was fun!

No pressure tags: @lunar-whisp @quinloki @sleepymarimo @missmugiwara @law-d-water-trafalgar @many-shades-of-violence

missmugiwara

Thank you for tagging me!

Oops, cropped it but got 68.3% good, and 26.7% lawful, making me neutral good.

No pressure tags: @blackwell-ninja @icy-spicy @rossithepixie @eelnoise @risenwrites @starlightkitten19

I'm sorry if anyone was already tagged by someone else! 😘

eelnoise

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!!!!!!

Is me :)

I tag @bby-deerling @willowbelle @throwmethroughawindow @risenwrites

willowbelle

thank you for the tag, my love! ◡̈

no pressure tags: @help-i-lost-my-sock @basedbogwizard @maddddstuff @thesunxwentblack

maddddstuff

thank you for the tag this is so cute <3

no pressure tags: @wrennyx @turtletaubwrites @fanaticsnail

wrennyx

Thanks for the tag!!

No pressure tagging: @carbonatedcacti @robinkisser @kirathegreatfoxandkingofeyeballs @angieanne @emxcited and whoever wants to join!!

carbonatedcacti

Unsure what it says about me that I did correctly guess what my alignment was going to be

I’ve always been chaotic neutral tho, since before the dawn of time

N E Ways, tagging: @espressoth @pickledfiction @cat-arsenal @emilabove @mochajete @ltsannis @cyanidalfrostbite and anyone else who wants to join as always

mochajete

THANKS FOR THE TAG RADICALLY POUNCES ON YOU

Neutral good yeppp now fall deeply in love with me yeppp I’m barefoot be so freaking jealous of me :9 miaoooo GUAOOOOO I’M NOT TAGGING YOU MEANIES N E MORE BLEHHHH

#tag game moment :3 #cacti!!!!#my morals above the law yessir

Holy shit is that leg hair on Yuor. Legs and wait wait wait wait …. A BRUISE ?! I’m gonna. Crun oh my god you’re so hot ARE THOSE ACNE SCARS IM CUUMJNT GGG

bovineblogger

is this a cows❔

NO!!!!!!!!!!!wait actually. that seal is cool as fuck. what kind of seal is that

mammalidentifier

Ribbon seal (Histriophoca fasciata). Both of these pictures are of males! Females have brown coats with beige stripes that get darker as they get closer to their bellies:

bovineblogger

thank u mammalidentifier!!

carbonatedcacti

@mochajete get a load of this cow Thuggie

mochajete

WOEW… CRAZY FREAKING AWSUM PHOC TENX YEWWWWWW :33 🤎🧟

#cacti!!!!

send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💐💖

YAYYYY I DON’T RLLY UNDERSTAND CHAIN MSGS BUT THNX :3!! SENDS ONE BACK TO YOU IMMEDIATELY RN RN RN R

#WRENÇOIS :3!!!

wrennyx

People I'd like to Know Better!

Thanks for tagging me @bby-deerling ! This was fun to put together!

Last song: I Don't Wanna Be Saved by Sexxy Red

I was thinking about many things. This song slaps so much.

Favorite color: Dark Red

#880C25 is about close to what I like

Last movie: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

Highly recommend this movie for any horror lovers. It's got an interesting premise and the acting is so good. Would steer clear, though, if you have issues with medical procedures.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet!

I ate like 5 mini chocolate cannoli earlier. Enough said lmao.

Relationship status: Dating!!

I recently hit 200 days together with my girlfriend, hehe 💓

Last thing I googled: Picrew

I always use this as a down time activity.

Current Obsession: ONE PIECE!!!

This show has me in a legitimate chokehold. It's my comfort show now, even when it gives me psychic damage and spawns my current Roman empire.

Tagging: @carbonatedcacti @emxcited @robinkisser @mochajete

mochajete

GRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Last song: [Asami Shimoda] - Meltdown

uhmmm idk I just saw it in my recommended tehe >__0

My fave color: GREEN :3

and yellow… and purple… and brown….

Last movie: uhmm I think it was Brittany Runs a Marathon

Make no mistake brother I pirate all my shit, so I just watch whatever’s new on the pirating service thingy

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: SPICY!!

I like savory too ^—^ but sweets are rlly hard for me to eat, they make me nauseous :o[

Relationship status: a crazy freaking monster.

single and obsessed >__0 lalalalala

Last thing I googled: whiteboardfox

Collaborative drawing website :o]

Current obsession: LUNGES AT YOU.

Guys is it crazy to get so excited you throw up and kick your feet when you find out something new about them and and and the general idea you had of where they live just shrinks and shrinks and shrinks TACKLES YOU TO THE GROUND.

#tag game moment :3 #WRENÇOIS :3!!!

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shamblespirate

Starting new picrew bc I find this one super cute and pretty so lets go! LINK

No pressure tag @wyvernslovecake @bby-deerling @nina-ya @ringdabel @im-stuck-in-fandom-hell and everyone who wants to join! 💛

bby-deerling-deactivated2024070

omg this is SO CUTE!! thank u for thinking of me ahhh <3

tagging: @queenmimi2817 @eelnoise @wrennyx @mandiemegatron @starlightkitten19

wrennyx

YIPPIE TAG GAME!!

Tagging with no pressure: @carbonatedcacti @emxcited @angieanne @maddddstuff @kirathegreatfoxandkingofeyeballs @mochajete

mochajete

Kneads u kneads u kneads u

www.singlepsychosnearu.com

#tag game moment :3 #WRENÇOIS :3!!!

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

takipoke

FAKE NEWS!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!!!

sealsdaily

MISINFORMATION ON SEALSDAILY TONIGHT...MY GOD...

carbonatedcacti

@mochajete

IT WAS FAKE IT WAS FAKE IT WAS FAKED THUGGIE IT WAS FAKE THUGGIE THUGGIE LOOOOK LOOK IT WAS FAKE HE WAS NOT PENIS'D HE WAS NOT!!!!!!

mochajete

WHAT THE PHOC!!! IT WAS FAKE!!! HE WAS HEART’D!!!!

#methinks #cacti!!!!

briscal

clonepa

all he does is eat crumbs. stupid.

carbonatedcacti

@mochajete

mochajete

NEEEEOOO HE DRINKS HIS MOTHER’S MIIIILK!!! THAT’S WHY HE’S SO round :3 A SEAL’S MILK CAN HAVE ANYWHERE FROM 20 - 53% FAT

#methinks #cacti!!!!

To whoever made my burrito and decided to bust a fat load inside of it, why. Why. This is too much sour cream are you insane. This is the first thing I’ve eaten in all day and it’s gonna end up being my last. I have hiccups now. I’m gonna die fuck yo u

Meow

AT CACTONOMOUS @carbonatedcacti I get around to doing everything that I say I will do I keep my promises manifest MANIFEST 🙏 GUAAOOOO 🐆 yes u are a bear that says meow I don’t make the rules… nature is so beautiful…..

#methinks #cacti!!!!#do I have an art tag I don’t rember #meDRAWS

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Go ahead and add another tally to my scoreboard of Internet Arguments Won 🙏 got like fifty on there no lie (I’m going bald)

#methinks #these people dumb as FUCK!! DON’T PLAY WITH ME.#🤓 they should learn self defense so that nothing happens to them #brother a three year old is not going to defend themself from people with bad intentions #and why the hell is violence your solution to violence in this situation?#why is solving the problem at the source such an outlandish concept to you people.#kindly FAUCK OFF from my notifs forever thnx

mochajete

you have immense issues, hang yourself or become a normal human & not a faggot.

This got me pogging in a Walmart omg :3

mochajete

anon if you’re stalking my page I’m sorry if that wasn’t the reaction you wanted please come back 🥺 I can be anything you want.

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