Omfg

me

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

See that’s some extra ass white people version because the one i got didn’t do that crazy shit

@kikibloom

@kikibloomu watch this show?!?!

STOP!!!!!!!!!

@kikibloom

this is the best thing I watched today

@kikibloom I can not

@kikibloom I laughed too hard 😂😂

@kikibloom 😒😒😒

NATE 👏🙂

The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in the clothes and shoe store back rooms like what? What the hell is wrong with people?

Straight to murder. Not fraud, not burglary, not even fuckin jaywalking. No, let’s kill someone

😂😂😂

I just passed this around to everyone in my friend group and watched each of them audibly gasp with happiness.

@kikibloom

Bye

Then we not fucking lmfao I’m too fat and it’s been too hot

@factsmyguy why they doing you like this

lmao

@kikibloom 😂😂😂

@kikibloom my mom 🙄🙄

@kikibloom the fact that people are like this hurts my heart 😔