All it takes is one Bad Day

“Fine, walk away fer now, I’ll catch ya lata, ninjaboy.”

“Good thin’ I’m inta tha’, gorgeous.”

“The glimma of ya eyes remin’s me of the sparkle of a blood-spattered sai on’a moonli’ nigh’, ninjaboy.” 

“Hope ya li’e whatcha see, ‘cause we’re gonna be ridin’ all nigh’ long.”

Teasingly, he brought a hand up to trace his clone’s jawline, smirk fading from cocky to something more fond. “Way too fuckin’ long. How ya been, doll?”

Just caught one of my favorite writers RPing my favorite FE character and I’m in love.

“Fuck, I needed that door to keep out my ravenous fans.”

“Ya know, if I were you, an’ I technically am, I’d 'ave sex wit’ me.”

“I would tell ya a joke 'bout my dick, but s’too long.” 

“Damn, doll. Only reason I’d kick someone as gorgeous as you outta bed would be t’fuck ya on the floor.”

“I wanna wear ya like’a pair’a sunglasses, Stripes… One leg ova each ear.”

Like this post for a one-liner that will only bring ya regret!!

“Soun’s like someone summoned me. Whatta mistake."

“Hope ya don’ wan’ me t’keep this fella as a pet, cause I don’ know a thin’ abou’ feedin’ ‘em er anythin’ li’e tha’, kid,”

Reaching out to ruffle the fox’s hair, a mocking sharp toothed grin decorated his muzzle. “M’used t’ disappointin’ people,”