I am actually a cat.

Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?

Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand

THIS EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS. THANK YOU

ppl whose parents pay their tuition … pay for their car … insurance .. how does it feel to be bourgeois

rich ppl in the replies .. please stop yelling at me … i love all rich people …… donate to my paypal

I really like the last one

idk I’m preferential to Barnacle #2

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOW

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN NUST TO SEE IF IT STILL WORKS

No way it works

Should people apologize to people?

Who could have guessed that a Trump supporter would turn out to be a pedophile, except for absolutely everyone >.>

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is