clinomaniac

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

Generous of them to imagine people think on here

I always pictured it as more of a hamster cage

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

*gestures to giant cats impeding our railways* THIS is the future liberals want.

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Oy it’s here

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

happy to announce that i replied to the email and it only took me like nearly 2 days

SAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IVE RECEIVED MORE EMAILS

this poor man

you can only reblog this every day of the week

godless weaday