Danville Texts

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and Bill came along just to end it-- (suffers punishment at the whim of an eldritch triangle)

THIS IS AWESOME. 

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

I hope they’re having a nice life

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

the only fun addition to this post

Baljeet snuck out the bathroom window and ran to his friends house because he couldn't deal with a girl in his house. The fireside girls almost unanimously agree he does not count as a cute boy. But despite this he still has had more success in love than all of his friends combined. He has 13 volumes of useless shoelace facts. All his male ancestors have been mauled by tigers in bike races. He thought his uncle was missing when he was just on vacation. He once completely disregarded the consequences of removing the atmosphere from the earth. He wanted to be a superhero with rainbow powers but his second option was basically the hulk. He is portrayed as a stereotypically wimpy nerd compared to Buford, but it cannot be understated how much he will choose violence when it is available to him. When left alone with a sleeping teenager he started stacking cards on top of her. He thinks listening to the science of canceled tv shows makes for good plans. He once pushed his way into lead singing a spontaneous musical number away from the actual lead singer of the song.

applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol