madi ☆

ur mad i’m right lol get a job and stop shipping real life people

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

shipping real people is a mental illness 100%

mind you 90% of you mfs didn't exist until after that day in April and it's super fucking icky. You get off on the notion that you "know something you shouldn't" when in reality you look fucking insane. Whether they are together or not it's fucking weird. get a damn job, go outside, touch grass, experience human connection. maybe if you sexless losers got some pussy you wouldn't be speculating about someone else's.

twitter oomfs can you hear me?

hello queen

twitter oomfs can you hear me?

mother is here..

u saved me

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

Been in my queue for a year

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