EXTREME PANIC

ABORT ABORT

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

GOD DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS JUST THE BEST AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

Gay sex: it’s been happening for years.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

OH MYG OD

Okay guys, I'm getting off tumb--

wtf are goodies i want one

wait woah isn’t that like the super ancient version of tumblr

We discovered a fossil

so wrong.

LUIGI YOU FUCKED IT UP AGAIN

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

My whole family is nearly crying laughing because I told them that one time the doctors rang our house and asked ‘does Jess live here’ and I said ‘yes’ and they said ‘can I speak to her’ and I said ‘yes i’ll go and get her’ then I left for five seconds so it looked like I was getting Jess but I myself am Jess.