For Some Reason...

Irina Nordsol Kuzmina

“...it is a simple thing. You just dab a little of your favorite cologne onto a handkerchief and--” “My dear lady, it is charming that you believe I have a favorite cologne or an old-fashioned handkerchief. Who am I, Oscar Wilde? Why don't I just scent my frilly cuffs with lavender water or conceal an atomizer in my waistcoat? Favorite cologne, indeed!”

"Oh, no, no, no. You are mistaken, sir. Although it may appear clumsy, my tie is not tied ‘incorrectly,’ haha. You see, I have recently returned from a trip to the Orient, namely, Crimea and the neighboring Turkish lands. This is simply the fashion in which the Tatars of that region knot their ties. I'm surprised the coach attendant didn't mention it to you. Oh...you ARE the coach attendant. And a Tatar?!"

H. R. Giger - Birth Machine

Matt Zeilinger

Back, in pog form.

Angelheart Vial by Chippy

If you look up 'festooned' in the dictionary...