New Wave Bossa Nova

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

Did You Know: if you get to the airport early enough in the morning, you can look through the big windows and watch them shovel oats and alfalfa into big troughs for the planes

I know it looks cute, but the airplanes only line up for food when their enclosure isn't enriching enough.

that might be true of smaller airports where the planes spend more time on the ground, but at large international airports, the planes get tons of enrichment from socializing with one another and lots of exercise flying, so it’s actually fine that their enclosures aren’t much more than a space for them to rest.

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

the grind of sexualizing that old man never stops.

People only hate Rohan because he’s a gay man with a hobby they teach gay men with hobbies to shrink themselves

i hate him for eating a spider that one time

God forbid a gay man wants to have a little snack

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me