Chaotique: (sends an extremely low quality meme into a group chat) If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Namagem: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Cut Man: Actually I did the math, she would have $225, not 15¢.
Chaotique: Bro, I'm right here…
Bert: If I had a dollar, I would buy a can of soda. 🙂
Ice Man: While you're there, could you buy me an apply juice please?
Bert: Sorry, I only have a dollar.
Suna: She'd have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Cut Man: Hey, I just realized my friend Suna is right, she would have $22,500, not $225.
Bert: If I had $22,500, I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Cut Man: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Aki: Yeah, and he wants soda and apply juice.
Cut Man: Apply juice to what?
Aki: Directly to the forehead.
Ashley: (done with every single one of them) Great post, guys.