Mario's randomness blog

taylor dont you hve something to be doing. can you take a nap

TOO MANY THOUGHTS & FEELINGS SO NOPE NO NAH NEGATIVE ITS A NO FOR ME

If Li Lonnie was in D3 she would be the captain of the Jay and Gil ship and you can't tell me otherwise

every character in the descendants franchise radiates dumb bi energy

i feel like people who’ve never worked retail don’t understand the “talk no shit” rule when it comes to complaining customers. i legit had a woman come over to me, in the garden department and tell me that someone had blown her off in electrical when she’d asked to get some wire cut from a specialized machine. i apologized to her, explained that who ever it was might’ve been very busy or not allowed to cut wire for her, and asked if i wanted her to get someone authorized to use the machine. she says no and tells me that this experience happened over an hour ago and she just wanted to let someone know. like somehow i’m supposed to tattle on an employee from another department who’s name i don’t know and whose business i don’t give a shit about and who’s livelihood i don’t want to ruin. i apologize /again/ and ask her if there’s anything else she could use help with and she manages to somehow give me the rudest no i’ve ever heard and tell me about how she owns stock in the company and how this really makes her want to reconsider. i guess she figured i was off to go tell corporate that they needed to really crack down on underpaid, overworked employee’s attitudes. no bitch, i’m going to go make fun of you in the break room

I was just listening to Last Kiss, and I realized something. The song ends on “last…” And you expect there to be a “kiss” there but there isn’t because the breakup was unexpected. When you heard the last “kiss”, you didn’t realize it was the last. You didn’t expect the next one not to be there. Just like the real last kiss.