welcome to physics

maria from dear maria and juliet from check yes juliet are dating

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

what it mean when everything she do make u smile

you got caught up in some shit bro you in love :^/

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i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

baseball?? that game from twilight?

God I want some buffalo wings

this is stupid. buffalos can’t even fly

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

you know when you’re splitting something with someone you love and you intentionally take the smaller/otherwise worse half so they can have the better one... yeah

my bed is my cloud and i’m the little angel that sleeps on it

To all the bisexuals out there going through the “am i actually straight? am i faking my attraction to the same sex?” crisis, if you have to worry about it that much, you are not straight. Have a good night ✨

personally, I love being evil and bisexual

“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute