objects gimme kisses

A bad workman blames his tools a good workman names them is a sentence I will now introduce to my vocabulary

objectum ppl how do u feel about the objects from dhmis

I love them. Funny little objects with cartoon faces and limbs are lovely. Bonus points for the fact they are a normal object that then comes to life

i love the overlap between the selfship and objectum communities. just the inherent concept of falling in love with something technically incapable of reciprocating your feelings, something technically lifeless, technically inanimate, but giving so much life to it that that fact becomes rendered insignificant. because you couldn't care any less what it "TECHNICALLY" can and can't do, because YOU'VE breathed so much life into it that technicality becomes irrelevant. Love Conquers All i love you selfshippers i love you objectum people <3

loving a building. looking up at it from the outside and feeling so much smaller but in a good way, in a comforted way. being in the big grand presence of something that takes you inside it, shelters you, watches over you. admiring its architecture, running your hands along its walls. knowing that you’re its favorite of all the people that pass through. walking through your favorite building and feeling loved

what's the point of having a computer if you don't get turned on when they make weird little noises. you're basically fondling them all day, of COURSE you're making that beast horny. the least you can do is reciprocate the attraction

Aesthetic bitches are missing out on the joys of objectum. How cute autumn girl core is it to have a crush on a book? Where are my cute school romances with a pair of sneakers? My slow burn falling in love with a crystal skull you inherited? My Taylor Swift backing track hayride with the haytruck you're in love with under the beatiful autumn leaves and sunset? Musician falling in love with his grand piano??? Come on, it's so cute! My crush is a book and it's the sweetest thing ever, objectum folk need more appreciation.

When tech is translucent it’s like lingerie