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isaamghazani:
Probably my favorite part about being the owner of a business is the part where you work longer hours and forget what day it is. Yep. Definitely my favorite part.
You short-handed or something?Â
francisbouknight:
Iâve put blood, sweat, tears, and a lot of booze into Spongebob The Musical. And now weâre the most nominated musical of the season, and I⌠am an actual, living, breathing Tony award nominee?
What. The. Fuck. Guys.
Congratulations on the nominations. Are you personally nominated amongst those nominations?
drnerdyedwards:
Life altering question:
Is it rude to text someone you accidentally kissed and ask to take it back?
Everyone that says no gets a cookie.Â
How do you accidentally kiss somebody?

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christian-sage:
Thatâs smart actually, figure out a system and get a routine down before you try to mix it up then. And itâs partly that you canât be away from her either⌠admit it. Youâre more than welcome bud, well Iâm happy to whenever you need, and so is Mer.
Thanks, Christian. I'm always grateful for your support. Hey, some of the vacancies here are starting to fill up. You and Merritt still wanna come by and see the available lofts and apartments?
dominicnichols:
Supply an demand I guess, kinda hard to get dangerous animals in this city.
Not if youâre alright with paying the zoos a visit. And if theyâre bold enough to try at a robbery, theyâre probably comfortable swaying some tigers to assist.
alex-temple:
I know, we already talked it over and set up a payment plan to cover all the damages. That was probably the easiest part of that conversation.Â
Was it? Thatâs hard to believe but good to know. You closing the studio down until things get fixed or is the damage not that serious? If they were messing around with those powers on purpose, theyâre gonna owe you more than just damage payments.
alex-temple:
So apparently one of my students just discovered taht she can control water, which is great except she flooded my studio today. Iâm kind of glad that I missed it, but if anyone knows something about fixing flooding problems I would greatly appreciate it.Â
I can help with cleaning up but have the student/parents pay for any water damages.
christian-sage:
Some people just canât take a friendly suggestion sometimes. A neutral zone is a neutral zone for a reason, itâs not a âneutral zone until I feel like doing whatever I wantâ zone. Good thing I have the power of persuasian on my side.
Whoâs actually set up and agreed upon an alleged neutral zone in these times? You telling me your power of persuasion was beating some folks out of this zone?

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dominicnichols:
Just watched some idiot try to rob a store with their power - animal communication. A flock of birds at his disposal until a mutiny happened and they turned on him.
Idiot is the right term. If he was smart, he would have influenced 1 or 2 more threatening animals instead of a flock of moronic birds.Â
rileypark:
Riley hardly moved by car whenever she was supposed to meet people at night. Weirdly, she felt safer if she walked. In her vehicle, she was more of a target for unexpected attacks and had less room to defend herself if it came to it. Without a car, there was also less evidence of her whereabouts if she were to ever be caught on camera or anything. Her pace was fast and confident as she began to approach her destination, an empty alley behind a boutique that had been destroyed months ago. She tried to ignore the scenes she encountered on her way, namely a car setting on fire and the cries of help from a man whose store was being robbed.Â
She stopped in her tracks when, not too far away from the alley, the sound of glass shattering disrupted the surroundings, as a group of people flew out of a window, clearly immerse in an intense fight. Riley stood still, letting the situation unfold and waiting for them to move or chase eachother down the street, but when another blast was heard and someone crashed on the pavement, next to her boots, she rolled her eyes, glancing down at them with a quirked eyebrow. âYouâre in my wayâ she stated coldly, clearly unimpresed by whatever was going on.Â
As Cobra, Levi had been tasked with extracting some paperwork as well as backup files from a councilmanâs office. It should have been fairly easy if not for the fact that others had agendas that night for crime fighting and good-doing. With his goggles switched to night vision, he remained posted on an adjacent rooftop with a silencer secured on his rifle, patiently studying the route of security within the building. After a solid hour of laying low and studying, he positioned the loaded weapon and fixed one eye into the scope, expertly incapacitating the first, and then second guard on the floor above. The shots shattered the glass, simultaneously providing him access into the building; much to his surprise the breaking of the glass hadnât set off any alarms.
Once he had his in, Cobra packed up, produced a grappling hook launcher, and allowed himself into the building much like riding a zipline. He made his way down and into the councilmanâs deserted office, collecting the physical papers first. As he started to gain entry on the computer to transfer information onto a flash drive, however, a third guard he had neither seen nor anticipated being in the building showed up in the doorway and immediately drew a weapon at the armed man. From behind his goggles, Cobra both realized the man only brandished a taser, and knew the distance between them was close enough for him to handle this third guard. In the time it took the files to finish copying over, the Vortex affiliate dodged the taser prongs, advanced and disarmed the man. Still having said nothing, he delivered a blow strong enough to knock the guard unconscious. To create confusion of what took place for whomever would find this scene later on, he aimed his wrist magnum at the roomâs only window, also facing the street, and blasted it to pieces, only to send the man flying through it shortly thereafter.Â
Seconds later, the flash drive transfer finished; Cobra grabbed it and secured his objectives in a pair of deep pockets on his uniform, shut the computer down and cleared the window like a pommel horse. He knew he would have to leave the scene quickly, given the commotion he caused to make the job look amateur, as well as the other criminal activity nearby. But he wasnât alone there, and it wasnât just the dead weight on the pavement that was his present company. Mindful of his usual accent, heâd lived in New York long enough to mask it at will if he wanted, or take on something of a foreign accent tied to the Dari he knew; the latter, however, was something he tended to rely on over the phone, usually. As he was face to face with someone, and someone whom he was only somewhat familiar with, he defaulted to a Bronx accent from behind his mask, glancing down at the unconscious man and then to Riley. âI wouldnât count on him moving for you soon.â
AU Supehero/villain Event
Name: Levi Price Superhero Alias: Cobra Identity Notoriety: Secret Affiliation: Vortex Attire: Red and black tactical gear, black face mask and goggles, seen below
Superpower: Enhanced reflexes & senses. His offensive and defensive responses exceed that of nearly everyone else. Additionally, his five senses are all heightened beyond that of most others.
Abilities: Expert marksmanship with various weapons, peak strength, skilled tactician, and trained hand-to-hand combatant. Although he can and does use a catalog of weapons, his is weapons of choice are throwing knives, wrist magnums & sniper rifle.
Limitations & Weaknesses: Usual human vulnerabilities to mental and physical injuries.
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merritt-sage:
That makes a lot of sense, true. I think thatâs a parental rule, isnât it? Honestly Iâm not so much eitherâ Iâve been called a wallflower for good reason. But, same. I feel like itâs different when youâre around great friends. Sadly so. Weâve just been so busy that we havenât taken much time to do so. Do you know if there are any openings in your building?
Think so. I probably wouldnât care about being called by my full name if I liked it but Iâve heard a lot of folks do that with kids. Have you? I wouldntâve known that about you but I suppose itâs not something that folks tend to advertise about themselves much. There are, yeah. I told Christian there were a couple vacancies here, so if yâall want to come by sometime and look, let me know. I can show you them.Â

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milesyuen:
Trying to do arts and crafts with a one-year-old is just asking for trouble. Heâs just eaten GLUE. I was ready to race down ER when I noticed a âsafe for accidental consumptionâ note on the side of the glue stick. SoâŚ
One year old for sale, can be raised on glue sticks and donuts. Sleeps through the night⌠occassionally. Must go to good home, must not inform the wife.Â
Youâe selling off your kid because he ate glue that you gave him... Did anyone actually take you up on this?
hackervoicedel:
Sick. Just a week before my wedding. Canât even see my fiance because Iâm a walking germ. Whatcha got for me? Any takers? No Benadryl? Maybe some NyQuil? Iâll take it all!
You feeling any better now?