MKatt-Deezy

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

My favorite video lol

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

@swimbananas

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

*collects all the infinity stones and turns our world into the Pokémon world and the avengers don’t turn it back because hey this isn’t so bad actually*

Yes this requires me to be able to physically fight off all the avengers in order to get the stones but I’m prepared

Op who are you sacrificing to the soul stone tho

I didn’t have anyone in mind but hey, unrelated, do u wanna become best friends starting now