i'm sorry i'm just gonna say it i don't trust like 99% of people to handle matt and jay in a way that makes sense to me. no fanfic for me.

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i'm sorry i'm just gonna say it i don't trust like 99% of people to handle matt and jay in a way that makes sense to me. no fanfic for me.

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sometimes I forget the bunk beds are actually canon and not just some kind of collective hallucination being beamed at us from the yaoi dimension
they sleep in each others bunks too. they share bedding and pillows. they get naked and change into their pyjamas together. there are rooms in the house and they gave them to the cameramen so they could sleep in bunk beds together in the same room on the main floor. is there anything gayer?
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i want to comment on how ... and i'm not sure this is intentional... but hawkins is talking quite descriptively about having sex with women when matt does this. it's like he needs physical reassurance that jay is there with him... anyway... here's the sketch because ai is a thing now and i just noticed matt has 3 fingers for some reason
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what dude, are you like homophobic or something?
fucked myself with this caption because every time someone reblogs it i think they're calling me out for my homophobia. 34 people are getting shows at the rivoli tonight i guess.

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sometimes jay mccarrol makes a face so incredibly gay that even just posting screenshots of it seems too on the nose and borderline homophobic. like what do you want me to do with this? it's ridiculous
guy who makes the 'rock on' hand gesture as he is unwittingly exposing his penis to a bunch of random people on a busy street corner in the city. so insanely cringe it's unbelievable
so you're telling me there's a whole movie's worth of footage of a completely different story that we may just never see
i didn't notice until just now that in the dirty mop outtake matt asks "how much is it?" and jay says "it's a Vileda." that princess didn't even answer the question. i've watched this like 10 times now.
I feel like very early on there was this little umbrella motif that didn't really come back until the movie and I'm sure I'm going to sound insane even mentioning it but I keep thinking about that story they love to bring up in interviews about how when they were first living together on queen st. they ran home in the rain and Matt was thinking "why would anyone ever need an umbrella?" bc it felt so nice being outside and he was so happy even though he was getting soaked. I don't know the exact timing on that event but it's interesting to me that Matt had that experience and then did several visual gags with an umbrella in the web series (opening one up inside to give Jay bad luck, opening one at the end of peanuts, etc) and you can even spot it in one photoshoots from around that time as well.
Idk it almost seems like they wanted it there as some kind of recurrent prop but then we don't see them with one again until the film. I love the idea that you can kind of use that little visual metaphor as a means of tying their early era to where they are by the events of the film. It's interesting too bc is always with Matt. Matt's not wet at all when he comes back inside after their failed cn tower stunt but Jay is soaked. Matt is unscathed! Matt doesn't care that opening one inside is supposed to be bad luck! We never actually get to see it being used for its intended purpose in web series bc Matt only ever has it inside, he uses it to be goofy or tease Jay about his silly superstitions or for a dramatic effect (like at the end of Peanuts). But by the events of the film it is being used practically, Matt actually does need shelter from the rain and he doesn't offer any of it to Jay. Matt has lived 20 more years by then, has had to face various disappointments and failures and mistakes but Matt manages to find a way to stay dry. Jay, on the other hand, is soaked all the way down to his bare skin with nothing to prevent the uncomfortable feeling that comes with being drenched. idk lol just something ive been rolling around in my brain recently

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rewatching the web series and just thinking βthis version of matt gave his life without a seconds thought so that jay could start overβ and just ough ou starts taking poison damage ouh
i love when jay blames matt for plans going wrong when jay liked commented and subscribed to every part of the process. like, ahh i'm so mad at you for making me love you so much that i will go along with anything you do. i'm so mad at you for being so amazing that i choose to stay with you over pursuing a normal life. i followed another one of your stupid plans to the end and look where it got me...
can we find a way to connect ntbts and project hail mary like i feel like they overlap and i don't know why. is it because we're all sick for best friends who are More than best friends and stories that make you hurt in the best way? what would happen if jay and matt met grace? should we put jay and matt on the hail mary so grace goes insane extra fast? someone write a fanfiction.
to me romance feels so wrong for matt and jay. not that it is. i can't put a finger on it but most forms of romance are just... off. in a way that is so unique to them. but it just occurred to me that it's because these characters are written to behave like children living in the 90s. they have not matured a day since elementary school. so what if they approach romance in that way? matt tells jay "i think i like like you." and he picks flowers from the ditch and takes him to the park for a date and jay feels so appreciated. and when they kiss, matt asks to kiss him, and it's unbearably awkward but they are oblivious to how horrible of a kiss it was. and then every time they want to kiss each other they're both so nervous and not normal about it. and in general they're so nervous and giddy they can barely talk to each other. like kids exploring romance for the first time and not understanding what it really means. is that something
can we find a way to connect ntbts and project hail mary like i feel like they overlap and i don't know why. is it because we're all sick for best friends who are More than best friends and stories that make you hurt in the best way? what would happen if jay and matt met grace? should we put jay and matt on the hail mary so grace goes insane extra fast? someone write a fanfiction.

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the "you're in a car with a beautiful boy" poem edit format doesn't work on mattjay bc as far as I know the only time they were in a car together Matt was screaming "it's beeping at me Bird" in Jay's face about his colostomy bag. "you're in a car with a beautiful boy, he won't tell you that he loves you because he's too busy describing the exact temperature and hand feel of his abject medical device at you against your will." and yet that's still somehow closer to what siken was talking about than a lot of the stuff I see, I'll be honest
i love this bit so much it's unhealthy
no i don't want to kiss them i want to put them in a terrarium and watch them bicker and plan shows at the rivoli instead of making out like normal people