dial up noise

Who? Who did this? I want names and social security numbers. I’m about to ruin someone’s credit for this post specifically

You’re still female whether you have ovaries or not lmao

You heard it here first folks!! Females are females regardless of whether or not they have ovaries, so trans women are women regardless of their lack them. Well said :)

You played yourself like a damn fiddle, fool

🌷reblog to support & uplift a trans person🌷

If a wolf disappears from a pack without a trace, the absolutely biggest chance is that it has died. The reason your dog loses its shit every time you get home is because as far as they’re concerned, you keep coming back from the dead over and over again.

i wanna know the story behind this

What the FUCK

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is emotional drama, it’s all chemical warfare and espionage 

At my school a dude rode a dirt bike through the school and then out the door….no explanation, just decided that “Yep, this is a good idea”

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Being able to sleep very quickly is an underappreciated gift.