It's a mess

When im driving 45 behind someone in a 45, im like hurry the fuck up! But, when driving 45 alone….totally cool with it, hell i might go 43

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

THis is fucking amazing

Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.

Dick Game Diego

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

What is this??

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

Since Earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third-world country?

I live for compliments

Apparently it’s national kissing day! You know what that means~

It means you can all kiss my ass

FIGHT ME

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them