KRIS!!

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

Wanda: Okay, so there’s this gardener, right? So, the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like, he gets it right every time. He’s the best. So, one day he looks at a yard he’s working on, and he’s like, “18 bags.” So he goes to the store, buys 18 bags of mulch and goes to work. And when he’s finished, the flower beds are amazing. Beautiful roses, beautiful lilies, beautiful orchid bushes. But there’s one problem. He still has one bag of mulch left. He can’t believe it. This has never happened before. Well, the extra bag of mulch drives him crazy. He’s the guy who always gets the right amount of mulch. He’s like, “Aah! Extra mulch, oh, no!” So, on the drive home, he throws the bag of mulch out the window over the side of the 101.

Wanda: So, there’s this couple who just started dating and things are going really well. One day, the girl finds a box of old love letters from her high school boyfriend. She reads them and, like, loves how silly they are. You know, the drama of young romance. So, on a whim, she sends the letters to her ex-boyfriend thinking he might find them funny too. Well, okay, that night, she tells her current boyfriend about it and he loses his shit. They get in a huge fight about it. He’s all, “Why would you send your ex the old love letters? He’s going to think you’re still in love with him!” And she’s just like, “Relax, Brandon!” So, now the night is ruined because Brandon is obsessed. He’s like, “That ex-boyfriend’s going to come back for you. He knows where you live!” So, after dinner, he drives her home.She lives in one of those big apartment buildings by the freeway. And he walks her to her door, but he forgets to lock the car and leaves the windows down. He kisses her good night, but things are kind of weird, you know? Then he gets back in his car and starts to drive away, but when he glances in his rear-view mirror, his blood turns cold. Guess what’s in the back seat.

BoJack: The ex-boyfriend?

Wanda: No! The bag of mulch!

What if Syndrome had a fan who looked up to him like he did Mr Incredible? How would that play out? Would Syndrome take the kid under his wing, or would he see the qualities of his younger self and react with disgust?

Necesito más contenido de este hombre! No entiendo cómo no hay más fanfics, todos los que estaban en AO3 donde él es personaje principal ya me los eché. Sin duda haré más dibujos de él mientras el fandom esté medianamente vivo ;P

SYNDROME IN MY STYLE !!