BoJack Horseman Quotes

And that's when you realise, the book you've been writing in your head is never gonna be a book. So, you stop-

Diane: Hey.

Don't. Don't you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in 30 minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.

Charlotte: Guy goes into the doctor's office. Says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." You know what the doctor says?

Charlotte: Can I tell you a joke?

BoJack: Before you left town, you told me L.A. was a tar pit. Do you remember that?

Penny: If you wanna do it, I'm ready. I have condoms in my room and I know how to put one on with my mouth.

BoJack: I'd say it's time to get down, time to hit the town.

God, no! This is not the immediate praise I expected.

Ready for the chorus, stay on the beat, and here...we...go. Waka waka. Now boys and girls, if you wanna do the BoJack, take your hands and put them on your-

Oh, my God. I'm not in a mood. Whatever. Get bent. I hate my life. I can't wait to be dead.

Kyle: Does she have a name?

Princess Carolyn: Where the hell are you?

Charlotte: You are at the breakfast table with your parents, your big sister and an old man. What could possibly be arousing you?

Kyle and the kids? Please tell me that's the name of your band.

Charlotte: Yeah, let's get you back to my place.

BoJack: So, Wanda's moving out.