Mitch Petrol

Wait… it’s July already… when was the Dragon boat Festival??? Did I miss it??????

JUNE 19th!?!? Wtf @mitch-2-0 @mitch-petrol why didn’t either of you TELL me!?!?

Weren’t you staying with mom? She didn’t tell you? I thought she’d tell you and stuff cause like you weren’t staying with me or dad and I guess I thought like she usually invites you to the river with her doesn’t she and like eat dinner together and stuff? I dunno I just assumed she’d be on it like I think she told you last year too right I think?

She didn’t!! Not before the date OR on the date! Nobody told me shit!!!! What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Everyone moves out and I miss out on a whole ass holiday I celebrated my whole fucking life?? Because you’re all too busy celebrating with your new families to just send me a fucking message? Not even “happy duanwu” or someshit? Just cause I didn’t chose to third wheel permanently at your apartment doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to eat a fucking holiday dinner with you!!! UGH, just forget it.

I didn’t think you cared that much about the festival like we haven’t seen the races in years and you aren’t usually that crazy about zongzi but if you wanna have dinner with me you can? I can get zongzi and we can do something tonight or any other night if you want like it’s not like I have special dinner plans with Sid every day

Wait… it’s July already… when was the Dragon boat Festival??? Did I miss it??????

JUNE 19th!?!? Wtf @mitch-2-0 @mitch-petrol why didn’t either of you TELL me!?!?

Weren’t you staying with mom? She didn’t tell you? I thought she’d tell you and stuff cause like you weren’t staying with me or dad and I guess I thought like she usually invites you to the river with her doesn’t she and like eat dinner together and stuff? I dunno I just assumed she’d be on it like I think she told you last year too right I think?

What on earth? Why is my father’s old camper van in my driveway? I thought my cousin Phillip had abandoned it on the side of a mountain somewhere. No note, no cousin. These tags have been expired for six years!? It doesn’t even start, how did he get it here? I’m accustomed to my biggest problem in the summer being my never ending war on mint, what am I supposed to do with THIS? I can’t even get my car out, I’m completely blocked in.

Do you need a tow, Mr. Dillon? I’ve got two brothers & a dad with tow truck access, and I’m sure one of them can move it for you for free if I ask nicely enough

I’m not entirely sure where I would even have it towed TO, but I would appreciate having it moved to the side so I can get my car out at least. Honestly who just dumps an RV in someone else’s driveway…

Just let them know where on the side to put it then, or they can probs drop it at Harl’s junkyard if you don’t want it

I probably shouldn’t junk it yet, I’m not sure it actually qualifies as an abandoned vehicle. And I assume he expects me to store it for him, heavens only know why. When I called to ask, he said he was out in the mountains without good phone service and started making static noises with his mouth. I don’t think phones even DO that anymore… in any case, thank you for the assistance Shelly.

Hey hey uh Shelly filled me in I just got off work but I’m gonna grab a bite to eat first if that’s okay? Like uh probably gonna be there around 6/7PM if that works?

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

No trouble at all, dear. That's what I'm here for. Now let's get to searching, shall we?

Yeah yeah thanks lets

Do you know whether he had any supplies in there with him?

He's usually got stuff in his car for camping and stuff as I understand it but I know he does also usually like get his own food too like fishing and stuff but the spear's still in the garage so he probably wasn't planning on fishing so maybe he brought more food maybe? He's used to getting lost out there anyway

Well, I brought a bottle of water and a hand pie just in case.

Sounds good sounds good can't hurt anyway

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

No trouble at all, dear. That's what I'm here for. Now let's get to searching, shall we?

Yeah yeah thanks lets

Do you know whether he had any supplies in there with him?

He's usually got stuff in his car for camping and stuff as I understand it but I know he does also usually like get his own food too like fishing and stuff but the spear's still in the garage so he probably wasn't planning on fishing so maybe he brought more food maybe? He's used to getting lost out there anyway

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

No trouble at all, dear. That's what I'm here for. Now let's get to searching, shall we?

Yeah yeah thanks lets

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

Hey boss I can see your car isn’t in the lot are you literally still in the cave actually for real?

B<

Auuuggghhh do you know where you are at least boss cause like Sid and I can go out there with a shovel but unless we know what cave you’re in that’s not really gonna help much

A cave in the woods B<

Alright I’m calling Leila and failing that the parks department because it’s been a whole day entirely whole day and you’re still there and I don’t know how to find which cave you’re in considering how many caves are in that system and stuff

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

Hey boss I can see your car isn’t in the lot are you literally still in the cave actually for real?

B<

Auuuggghhh do you know where you are at least boss cause like Sid and I can go out there with a shovel but unless we know what cave you’re in that’s not really gonna help much

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

Hey boss I can see your car isn’t in the lot are you literally still in the cave actually for real?

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??