I think a new rule of the universe should be so that if you rev your car really loud on purpose driving past a populated area you should automatically shit your pants
Claire Keane
The Stonewall Inn
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Noah Kahan
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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I think a new rule of the universe should be so that if you rev your car really loud on purpose driving past a populated area you should automatically shit your pants

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Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old
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dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily
"lake michigan is a vibe right now" (@swoodlife ig)
The reviews are in
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy in DC LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD (2021)

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Barn Owl Extreme Cuteness (x)
listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny
orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?
tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
The longer you watch it the more kittens appear
So the only YouTube channel I fuck w/ is this Ukrainian dude who makes a lot of cooking videos, and he made one where he tried to make an American recipe for cheesecake using imperial measurements and
My experience so far:
1) Terrible accent, sounds really funny tho
2) GRENADE!
3) Oh no he put a whole brick of butter! Americans indeed have sticks of butter, i was surprised too
4) This won’t hold my soup!
5) Ой бля! When the thing started burning Hahahaha
6) a Mickey Mouse appeared!
7) and the the wizard of Oz!
8) the result is surprising
Overall, won’t watch everyday, but it was a delightful time
What? You don't have a fictional comfort boyfriend?
Can't relate to that sort of mental stability.

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otters in hats dash cleanse. you're welcome
I dont really like making rebloggable posts but I haven’t seen anyone mention them yet: terracotta heaters are really easy and effective DYI heaters for cold emergencies and I think it might be helpful considering, you know
TDLR, place a candle of any size down, and put a terracotta pot (as large as possible preferably) over it, with something non-flammable and balanced to keep the bottom an inch or two off the ground, like bricks.
The candle will heat the terracotta, which will put off heat, while the space underneath lets smoke out and oxygen in. I’ve used these all 3 times we had outages here in Maine during blizzards to keep my aquariums warm, the weather outside had been easily -20 F with high winds, and not only was I cozy, that shit kept the water 10 degrees above room temperature. If it can heat the aquariums, it’ll heat a small room.
They work so much better than you’d think, the heat they put off is insane. Obviously be careful because smoke and open flame, but they’re very easy to make and just need an eye kept on them on all times.
Don’t touch the heated pot bare-handed, it’ll burn like a motherfucker, they get VERY hot. Use thick oven mitts or layered rags to remove pot, put the candle out first if you can manage. Don’t do more than one or two in a non-ventilated or closed room, it’s still making smoke and that can make it harder to breathe.
[ID: Two bricks are laid flat, two bricks are stacked on top on their sides. A candle is in a jar inbetween and is lit. A large terracotta pot is balanced on the second, higher set of bricks so it is above the candle and off the ground. End Id]
since maya was confirmed as asexual not too long ago i wanted to draw her for aro/ace week
(i really like headcanoning torgue as ace/biromantic too but he’s bisexual in canon so he’s just here to loudly spread awareness)
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current mood: lying on the floor, realizing that my kenku eldritch knight's final goal in his dnd campaign was to un-fridge his dead wife