you who swallowed a falling star

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe

Assad Zaman is perfect deranged introvert representation. He’ll be so shy if you compliment him on his performance and then say the most unhinged stuff on main unprompted

This gets more relevant by the day

hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

life would be sooo good without my curse

15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes

this is the kind of thing hobbits talk about on their front lawns

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.