Ad Astra Per Amorem

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

ID: a digital painting of a white griffon silhouette perched on top of the chimney of a tan brick house, looking down at the white silhouettes of birds below them. the sky is blue. end ID

Hey, are you a racoon girl? Because you just stole my heart with those grabby hands of yours ❤️ no but seriously stop rummaging through my dumpters, you are going to cut your mouth up again with broken gla— don’t fucking bite me before marriage.

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.