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TODAY IS THE DAY!! @rebeccasugar , we will never forget this incredible gift to us that is your show. Let's give one last goodbye to one of the best show I ever seen in my life. Thank you for all the lesson you tought me, thank you for all the emotions you made us feel, and thank you for the amazing journey that have been the last 7 years of my life with you, so thank you steven universe !

when asked to save the world, mario is allowed to say ‘no’ which causes you to just straight up die

mario is sent to hell by a magic clown

he finds luigi while in hell

an entire civilization is completely obliterated, after which mario is forced to wander amongst the rubble

one of the bosses is a girl who turns into a spider by snapping her neck and sprouting legs out of her head. yes you can hear the snapping

another boss is a geek who complains about anime and video games on the internet

luigi is the ideal host to a dark artifact of unspeakable power

a dude gets so mad about his dead gf that he decides to destroy the universe

(his gf isn’t actually dead she’s just a butterfly now)

mario is essentially forced into slave labor; the only way to beat that part of the game is to steal a million dollars

a wedding nearly destroys the universe

another wedding saves the universe

peach eats an apple so tasty that she falls into a coma

mario fights luigi (piloting a giant robot shaped like his head) in space

mario fights satan