UGH!

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

its funny it being from stath lets flats but "I feel quite busy loving you" is so so romantic

tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"

those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol

walked in on my friend watching one of the avengers films during a funeral scene and he got really mad at me because i laughed upon seeing a fucking raccoon at a funeral. like how is that not the height of comedy

Kelloggs

you know it’s going downhill again when you’re back on the fanfic bullshit.

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

was talking with gwen yesterday and she was like “yeah leonard nimoy’s cool. it’s cool that he’s gay” and i was like “he’s not gay. i also thought he was gay but he was just nice. you’re thinking of patrick stewart” and she was like “he’s not gay you’re thinking of stanley tucci” and i, thinking of steve busciemi, said “FROM SPY KIDS?” anyway just checked and none of these people are gay apparently. thanks for reading 

posts that make people say “stanley tucci IS gay, lol” and then google it and reblog again with “oh, huh. nvm” 

Everyone here is thinking of Ian McKellen

😧😧😧😧

thottled water

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever