for the sake of our pussy’s sanity and health we are ceasing the masturbation for 1 day

armies of men at my feet

going insane with joy in my apartment. what do u mean this is my space and i am an independent adult. um and work is fantastic, all my friends are angels sent to heal my soul, AND i am hot and single… literally giggling kicking my feet

everytime during my luteal phase i will quietly pupate and then when the first drop of blood runneth i shall emerge from my chrysalis of sadness spiritually reborn as the hottest of bitches

period came today and the shift in mood is so jarring it’s actually comedic like what do you mean i was crashing tf out the past 3 days and today i woke up and felt like zara larssons midnight sun spiritually. like be so serious right now bc i am feeling unserioussss 🥰🌸🌺🤪

pms so severe not even my girlie playlist can save the mood :((( im literally cooking steak for myself tonight i should be ecstatic but instead im just cranky ugly pissed off

cooking myself a steak dinner tonight

two days ago i was like i am happiness incarnate there is no way for life to get any better and then yday the pms hit me like a very rude brick. might have knocked some teeth out actually