nothing soft and sweet, its beautiful and terrible

well you know, lenin always wore a three-piece suit...maybe the real punk rock, is getting a sensible haircut and dressing for an officejob.....

Punk isn’t about music or any sort of subculture or anything Punk is about when I spent 2 months doing various stretches, meditations, aligning of chakras, ingesting various oils to limbericate my limbs, to etc in order to gain the capacity to suck on my own weewee (Mother has disallowed me of ability to say curse words like P word or even words like member or Johnson which I am only allowed to say when explaining words I am not allowed to say because while vile and reprehensible words they are not as bad as words like P word) which I did do successfully and while some might say this violates Mother’s rule against onanism I in reading of Mother’s legal rulings and decrees that are quite lengthy and hung upon the walls of each and every room in our domicile Discovered a legal loophole (which Reads, quote, Suctio proprii penis extra fines huius documenti est) which allowed me to expel my fluids in a fashion that mother could not punish me for which I consider to be an act of punk , Rebelling but also respecting the rules and social contract etc, and also I am quite afraid of mothers punishment as she does terrible things to me like drop anvils on my head or pianos and my teeth get replaces by piano keys or she chases me around and I run into tunnels that she has painted on the walls and I hit the wall and I get a big lump on my head and a swarm of birds flies around my head and my head really hurts very bad which is all however quite punk as well if one thinks about it …

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

I’m pretty sure this was the plot of the wire but I wasn’t paying attention so I can’t be sure

i love prop joe so fucking much. this is a prop joe fan account now. tram-and-prop-joe-kisser.tumblr.com.

FUCK

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

you all need to unpack your bioessentialism, but we also need a better theory of gender than "it's just dressup." I will pick my words carefully here, but the word "gender" itself refers to so many different phenomena that have been lumped together, and we need to un-lump them

a lot of people lately seem to be going heavy on the "performance" use of the word, ignoring (intentionally or otherwise) social classing, intrinsic gender, and subconscious sex. this seems to have led to a lot of "progressive" people treating trans women like men "amabs" who wear womanhood as a costume, and nobody understands why that's wrong because they also think gender is just a performance

see also "why can't you just be a femboy/feminine man/etc"

I'm opening the world's first afab only walmart

shocked to know you have "tme" friends with how you talk about them

every day I put my TME friends in my industrial paste mixer

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic