Good things to say when a guy is about to cum?
“You can do it”“Gimme that pancake batter” “If you don’t cum soon I’m calling the police” “Pretend I’m a toaster strudel and you’re the frosting packet”“Can’t wait to see that baby juice” “Watch out, he’s gonna blow”“Ooh yes gimme some milk for my cereal” “It’s garbage day, fill up this cum dumpster”“Don’t you dare cum! Jk, do.” “Here comes the protein”“Glaze my little donut hole”“Oh yeah fill the condom so I can keep it in my freezer” “What are we though” Etc
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE
GIMME THAT PANCAKE BATTER, I AM FUCKING DECEASED.













