i kind of wish i lived in a world where the gods of greek mythology did exist because a system where i could earn favors and avoid being smited for my hubris by simply being too entertaining to be allowed to die is one in which i would thrive
hades: okay, look, i’ve given it as long as i could, but their time’s up. they have to go.
the other gods: no no no dude you don’t understand. this is the funniest shit i’ve seen in eons. you can’t just kill our court jester bro.






















