Twisted dark fantasy

your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

This is glorious.

I will always reblog this

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT SONG THEY’RE PLAYING.

THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GOD

I was like idk I don’t know it then I was like WAIT WHAT

@radfxrd

This is glorious.

I will always reblog this

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT SONG THEY’RE PLAYING.

THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GOD

I was like idk I don’t know it then I was like WAIT WHAT

Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad

being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha

no it doesn’t.

I want to be hydrated but if that means I gotta pee every 10 minutes then count me out sorry about your luck kidneys