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To All Those Who "Suffered" For The Past Eight Years

To All Those Who “Suffered” For The Past Eight Years

I hope everyone takes the time to read this. Thank You Barry Silverman. Reposted from a friend of mine:

A Drumpf supporting Facebook friend told Scott Mednick, “We suffered for eight years. Now it’s your turn.”

Scott wrote a brilliant response asking how exactly his friend had suffered under Obama:

“I am surprised you would wish suffering upon me. That of course is your right, I suppose. I do not…

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Dear Mr. President Out Of The Mouths Of Babes...

It's That Time Again Kids!

It’s That Time Again Kids!

::Ahem:: What’s up with these commercials touting FlexSeal as the Perfect Christmas Gift? They even go so far as to show some Broad gleefully accepting a Festively Wrapped Can of the Liquid Rubber Spray like it was made of Gold. “Hey this is GREAT! Now we won’t need to use those Pesky Condoms any more! I’ll just spray this Shit up my Vagina and we’re Good to Go!” And what better way to get your…

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#Business #Gifts #Health #Holidays #Life #Rants #Vagina

The Psychedelic Furs

Weezer, Uli, and Zero

Weezer, Uli, and Zero.

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#Critters And Other Family

Silver Teeth And Golden Fillings ::Ahem:: ♫♪♪♫♫♪♪ I don't want your Fluoride Toothpaste that can Clean my Teeth so Well,♪♫♪ I don't want your Stupid X-Rays and your Drill can Go to Hell!♪♫♪

#Comedy #Funny #Ha ha ha #Life #Mental Health #Musical Theater #Original #Rants #Vortex

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Dog Days Of The Bi-Polar Autumnal Vortex

It’s been a bit of a stressful month, dog-wise. Our Rottweiler, Gunther, was diagnosed with Cancer just after Labor day. I originally thought he’d had a Stroke, but the vet said those symptoms were due to anemia caused by the Cancer destroying his Red Blood Cells…. He’d lost a lot of weight and had stopped eating. It was fast and furious, and basically the vet said all we could really do was make…

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#Critters And Other Family #Life #Mental Health #Original #Vortex

Happy Labradoodle Weekend!

#ZeroTheLebradoodle #ScoutTheLabradoodle #Happy #Doodles

::Ahem:: Asshole Party Frontrunner, Billionaire "The Donald" AssHat Trump Lands at Mexican Border. In Lower Left-Hand Corner, Government Hedgehog Attempts To Locate The Bloated Megalomaniac’s Miniscule Genitalia Via Ultrasound As Bemused Local Officials Look On. ::Please Make A Note Of It::

#asshole 2016 #Asshat #Trump #Loser #Mexico #Border #Blowbag #megalomaniac

::Ahem:: This Festering Pile Of Shit Who Wants to Own Everything Is Belly-Flopping Into the Republican Cesspool of Presidential Candidates. I Maintain that Asshat Trump's Only Redeeming Quality Is That he Is Indeed, Like Most Festering Piles of Shit, Biodegradable. Except for that Roadkill on his Head. Every Time the Pompous Megalomaniac Opens That Festering Sewage Trap to Speak, He Makes himself Less Credible as a Candidate. Though I must Predict that Between Asshat Trump and Forrest Gump (aka Jeb!), and the Rest of the Republican Cesspool of Candidates, The Collective Comedy Writers of the Universe Are Anticipating Electoral Comedy Field Days. ::Please Make A Note Of It:: [Photo Courtesy Of The New Yorker]

#Trump #Festering #cesspool #shit #roadkill #comedy #jeb #politics #clinically insane

SCOTUS? POTUS? SCROTUM? WTF?

::Ahem:: OMG. WTF. HFM. As If ‪#‎Hashtags‬ aren’t Annoying Enough, What The Actual Fuck is UP with the Current Overuse of ACRONYMS???? Last week, when the Supreme Court ruled Pro-All/Any-Gender-Marriage, Social Media was Ablaze (and Rightfully So) with Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows, Thanking SCOTUS (Supreme Court Of The United States) and POTUS….!?! I’m sorry but when I see SCOTUS my *Brain*…

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Zero Plays At One AM

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Sleep, Sex, Fruit Flies, And Mice

::Ahem:: I Stumbled Upon a Study on How Lack Of Sleep Can Affect my Cognitive Abilities, Health and Memory. It went on to Proclaim That: “…University of Washington researchers studied the role of sleep in forming long-term memories by using a Special Breed of Fruit Flies that could be Induced to Sleep On Demand. First, the Male Flies studied in this paper were “trained” by being exposed to other…

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Sleep?

::Ahem:: I Stumbled Upon a Study on How Lack Of Sleep Can Affect my Cognitive Abilities, Health and Memory. It went on to Proclaim That: "...University of Washington researchers studied the role of sleep in forming long-term memories by using a Special Breed of Fruit Flies that could be Induced to Sleep On Demand. First, the Male Flies studied in this paper were “trained” by being exposed to other Genetically Engineered Males who released Female Pheromones. After several courtships and rejections during this training period, some of these Flies were then forced to sleep for four hours. These Sleepers made no further attempts to court the Engineered Males when exposed to them again — suggesting that sleep had helped form a long-term memory of the earlier deception. But Flies who didn’t sleep were tricked once more by the same Genetically Engineered Males. The researchers in this study concluded that training alone was not enough to trigger memory consolidation — sleep was a necessary component." [So Evidently if I get Enough Sleep, I *may* one day be as Smart as a Fruit Fly.] And..."Another Preliminary Study from the Washington University School of Medicine found that in Mice, Poor Sleep may be related to Brain Plaques associated with Alzheimer's." So, folks, be sure that your Fruit Flies and Mice get Plenty of Sleep! Me? I'll be awake until 4 or 5AM watching the Science Channel. ::Please Make A Note Of It::

#Science #Luminosity #Brain #Sleep Study #Fruit Flies #Mice #My Brain Hurts

newyorker

A toddler daughter of a journalist threw a temper tantrum at the White House, and, for better or worse, the dramatic moment was captured in photo form.

Shannon Reed imagines the Republican campaign’s reaction in Daily Shouts.

Photograph courtesy Pete Souza/The White House

#Thanks Obama!#I Love Our President #CoolHouse #tantrum #New Yorker #White House Humor

Cheeeeeze-Skit!

#Skitation Nation #Cheesey Selfie #Funy Face #Bi-Polish Broad

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i’m kind of sick of seeing all these ads fucking everywhere telling women to “embrace our flaws”. whoever said they were “flaws”? what’s a “flaw" anyhow?

let’s look it up.

it’s “a mark, fault, or other imperfection that mars a substance or object.”

MARRED? dude. i’m FINE, me my personal collection of hard-won scars and hairs and curves and and stretch marks and twinkles and wrinkles and folds and flaps and muscles and and freckles and lashes and nails and veins and stuff.

they’re not “flaws”. fuck that. they are the exactness of me and always will be, nothing to be done about that.

so let me get all bill hicks for a second here and remind you that every time a satanic-cock-sucking advertisement for shampoo or mascara or overpriced underwear or diet soda or whatever tells you to “EMBRACE YOUR FLAWS” and “ACCEPT YOUR IMPERFECTIONS” and “WORK WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT, GIRL!” remember what they are actually telling you under all the saccharine and disingenuous marketingbullshit that you are flawed, imperfect, and don’t got much.

see what they did there?

THAT IS WHY YOU ACTUALLY SECRETLY NEED THEIR SHAMPOO AND MASCARA AND OVERPRICED UNDERWEAR AND DIET SODA AND YOU KNOW IT.

right?

so please for the love of baby jesus let’s stop talking about “embracing our flaws”, shall we, and just get on with this obviousness of being human and whole and real without needing to buy some fucking shampoo. the end

#AFP #Awesome #fuckflaws

Love this look from the ModCloth Style Gallery! Cutest community ever. #fashion #style #indie #modcloth

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